# My brother likes to tell me to "suck it" whenever I talk to him

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 30, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098 "2010-06-30T18:46:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![snowmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@snowmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowmaster)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/61 "2010-07-01T15:49:34Z")

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“You’ll never go back to women!”  
Also the pinnacle of appropriate replies to “Fuck You”

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**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/62 "2010-07-01T16:28:16Z")

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If I wanted your lip I would’ve unzipped my fly!

(can be used in a variety of situations)

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/63 "2010-07-01T23:55:11Z")

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“You first!” or “After you, Alphonse.” (The latter one dates me.)(“No, after you, Gaston.”)

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/64 "2010-07-02T00:02:34Z")

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Missed the edit window–  
Or, as I just saw in this almost sequential thread, give him a battery and a copy of this thread- \*\*Batteries suck. AC Adapters suck. When are we getting wireless power? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Springtime_for_Spacers)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/65 "2010-07-02T00:30:51Z")

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What’s up? You broken the dog? Works best if he has a dog of course.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/66 "2010-07-02T00:51:00Z")

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> [@Maeglin](#):
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> You have to buy me jewelry, first.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/67 "2010-07-02T03:32:53Z")

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> [@AClockworkMelon](#):
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> As **out** said, yes, much better.

{scratches crotch, spits and farts at the same time} When’s my man card coming?

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/68 "2010-07-02T04:47:45Z")

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The first rule of mancards is we don’t talk about mancards.

ETA, since you brought it up, however, when you can sit down on the couch and prop your feet up while operating the remote and sticking your other hand into your pants all in one smooth vaguely gymnastic movement, you will have learned.

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