# My Brother's Porn (TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2005, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384 "2005-03-20T03:07:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/41 "2005-03-21T21:52:00Z")
You know. Having checked on this thread a few times… Just seems like if you’re going to post something like this, you’re really going to have to ask your brother. …I mean, I don’t _want_ to know about your brother’s penis but… Well… Is it gosh damn it??? :dubious: Hm…should start a bet. 3:2 it’s his 😃 \* - Not serious. And I have no idea what the SDMB rules are on betting. ---
**Author:** ![Yamirskoonir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/c0e974/32.png) [@Yamirskoonir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yamirskoonir)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/42 "2005-03-21T22:15:35Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Perhaps. :eek: EWWWWWWWWWW!!! Well, they were to small to fit him, anyway. I think. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/43 "2005-03-21T22:40:52Z")
> [@Paul in Saudi](#): > > I cannot get over the idea of keeping porn in a safe. > > First off it is not readily available when you need it. I mean there could be a porn emergency or something. If Monty Hall offers you a hundred bucks for each copy of Big 'Uns you can produce in three minutes, you would be out of luck. > > Further, porn is simply not valuable. I presume I have several thousand porn images. If the EMP from a near-miss nuke fries my hard drive the collection could not be duplicated. On the other hand, I could make a similar collection in about a week with a DSL hookup. > > Odd behavior. Porn in Saudi…what is this world coming to. I (seriously) thought they had some kind of big time website blockers over there that made access to, uh, certain materials limited. Guess I was wrong. As to the OP finding peepeepic…good guess it was his, and the next question is, did he take it or was it snapped, so to speak, by someone else in the room. I think you should get it copied and printed on t-shirts and have a bunch of friends wear them at his next birthday party. I can see it now, standing around a cake with burning candles and all of his friends wearing his dickshirts yelling, Blow, Blow, Blow! That would be a birthday he would never forget, no matter how much therapy he got. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/44 "2005-03-22T03:24:36Z")
**Mississippienne** , I take it this is the brother who is getting married soon? You know, the brother whose betrothed came up slightly and unexpectedly pregnant a few threads ago? Dear GOD! The opportunities for mischief that have fallen into your hands are endless! If I had been in such a situation and my sister found a penis-pic, I’d have paid for that the rest of my life. Please tell us you’re not going to let this wonderful opportunity simply slip by. Tell us you are going to take full advantage of this rare gift from the heavens. Please? ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/45 "2005-03-22T03:29:56Z")
> [@John Carter of Mars](#): > > **Mississippienne** , I take it this is the brother who is getting married soon? You know, the brother whose betrothed came up slightly and unexpectedly pregnant a few threads ago? Uh, pardon me for being dense, but, how, exactly, does one become “slightly pregnant?” The unexpected part I can well understand, but the slightly part’s got me puzzled. I thought being pregnant was one of those things you either were or you weren’t. ---
**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/46 "2005-03-22T04:01:56Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Uh, pardon me for being dense, but, how, exactly, does one become “slightly pregnant?” The unexpected part I can well understand, but the slightly part’s got me puzzled. I thought being pregnant was one of those things you either were or you weren’t. Well, it was a bit of a surprise, considering we were in the middle of planning their wedding and all. Unfortunately, however, she miscarried a few days after I posted the good news. So her pregnancy, slightly or not, is no more. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/47 "2005-03-22T04:12:31Z")
> [@Mississippienne](#): > > Well, it was a bit of a surprise, considering we were in the middle of planning their wedding and all. Unfortunately, however, she miscarried a few days after I posted the good news. So her pregnancy, slightly or not, is no more. ☹ Sorry to hear that. :::slinks off to hide under the nearest rock:::: ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/48 "2005-03-22T04:41:19Z")
Many years ago, the mrs. & I had two very good friends and neighbors (we still keep in touch). We each had keys to the other’s apartments, as we owned a washing machine, while they owned a dryer. Laundry day was out our back door, across the yard, and into their back door. Anyway, one time they called while on vacation, and I informed them that the military police were searching the neighborhood with drug-sniffing dogs. (We were both in the military, and lived on base.) He freaked out, and asked me to go over to his house and get rid of his stash. I found his stash, all right, and his stash of Polaroids of his wife. Hustler-style Polaroids. Dozens of them. :eek: I never told them, or anybody, come to think of it. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/49 "2005-03-22T14:40:04Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Uh, pardon me for being dense, but, how, exactly, does one become “slightly pregnant?” I thought being pregnant was one of those things you either were or you weren’t. The “slightly pregnant” was one of my weak attempts at humor, **Tuckerfan**. Either you got whooshed or my humor failed. Take your pick. 🙂 Sorry to hear about the miscarriage, **Mississippienne**. Obvoiusly, if I’d known that I wouldn’t have posted a joke. Sorry. _Joins Tuckerfan under rock_. ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/50 "2005-03-22T21:56:25Z")
**Mississippienne** , Was there by any chance a hot chick on the back of the Penis Picture? If this was not an original photograph, but rather something from a magazine, The Penis could be co-incidental. I’ve had situations where a magazine wasn’t worth keeping, except for one shot or pictoral. If not, I like the Birthday/ T-Shirt Idea. ---
**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/51 "2005-03-22T22:13:52Z")
There’s no problem, **John Carter** and **Tuckerfan**. Y’all didn’t know, and I took no offense. The penis picture is a photograph, so it’s not a clipping out of a magazine or anything. The other photos were of ex-girlfriends of his and such, and though I tried not to look too closely at them, I noticed they were all beach scenes. Spring Break gone wild? _Hmmm_. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/52 "2005-03-22T22:59:42Z")
Are you sure it’s a porn collection and not a blackmale collection? Why else keep it in a safe where you can’t get hold of the porn in “emergencies”? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/53 "2005-03-23T00:29:54Z")
> [@Mississippienne](#): > > The penis picture is a photograph, so it’s not a clipping out of a magazine or anything. I realize that you mean no harm, but could I ask that you please never, under any circumstances, ever use the terms “penis” and “clipping” in the same sentence? Thanks in advance. ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/54 "2005-03-23T00:50:28Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > I remember helping the friend of a roomate move. This guy was outspokenly prudish and disdainful of “Smut.” So it was especially sweet when we picked up the couch and there was a Playboy underneath. None of us said anything and it wasn’t there when we returned. But after that, he never really harped about smut ever again. I just remembered that the same roomate had another friend who worked in a porn shop. Quite the spectrum of associates. When I was in college, there was a certain individual who quite self-righteously spoke out against the evils of pornography until the server logs from a file server full of porn shared school-network-wide were printed out, highlighted, and posted publically. He held his tongue after that. ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/55 "2005-03-23T01:04:47Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > Are you sure it’s a porn collection and not a **blackmale** collection? Why else keep it in a safe where you can’t get hold of the porn in “emergencies”? No, she said there were _girls_. And only one picture of a penis. She didn’t say anything about black males. ---
**Author:** ![mrald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mrald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrald)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/56 "2006-07-29T22:01:52Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Course, if your aim is simply to keep it hidden, a safe certainly accomplishes that goal. Is it secret? Is it safe? ---
**Author:** ![Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clockwork_And_Candy)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/57 "2006-07-29T22:03:45Z")
Wow. This thread is old like whoa. I remember reading this way back when I was lurking. =O ---
**Author:** ![mrald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mrald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrald)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/58 "2006-07-29T22:06:30Z")
yeah I just saw that, I had way to many windows open, and forgot which was old and which was new… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2006, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/59 "2006-07-29T22:28:06Z")
See, this is _exactly_ the reason I keep my guns and cash under/in the bed! Y’all are thinkin, “Oooh, if **Tripler** gets whacked, I’m gonna go swing by his house and grab a couple ‘o’ guns and a wad ‘o’ Benjamins!” Yeah, right. I’m gonna hide 'em good! 😛 Tripler I can say “y’all” now. I’m in Georgia. ---
**Author:** ![percussion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@percussion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percussion)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384/60 "2006-07-30T22:09:45Z")
hehe, I love these threads! 2 stories, for now! 1. Staying at a friends house in Toronto last summer on the way back from Japan for a few days to visit some friends before going back home to Newfoundland. The guy who’s room room im sleeping in is a hardcore Christian and prude to the max. On the last day I go out of my way to make sure the bed is made perfectly…I life up the mattress and there are at least 20 hustlers under the mattress! I never brought it up to him. 2. One time going thought my friends music folder on his computer i walked right into his collection of…get ready… OLD NANNY PORN!!! Again I never confronted him on it…and we are still great friends. Im still a bit baffled by that fetish…im not talking milfs here…im talking wrinkle filled prune juice drinkin nannies…Iv seen and probably done some nasty shit in my day but I cant wrap my head around that. .to each his own I suppose. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brothers-porn-tmi/295384.md?page=4)