# My Busy Day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 19, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805 "2004-04-19T12:25:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/61 "2004-04-20T14:12:57Z")

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Ha! Got another one! (Hi **Strawberry**!)

Come for the Dope, stay for the MMP. Or the other way.

Also, happy gettin’ married **overlyverbose**. May your coconuts bring you much joy.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/62 "2004-04-20T14:14:37Z")

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> [@TheRealStrawberry](#):
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> I don’t have a yard or anything as cool as a grill, but this weekend I rode in the MS 150. “What is the MS 150?” you ask-- it is a fundraising ride for the national multiple sclerosis society. I rode my bike from Houston to Austin over the weekend, about 180 miles. Well, actually my knee punked out on the second day and I caught the bus for the last 30 miles. I met some cool people and it was for a good cause; now I feel all warm and fuzzy.
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> BTW- this is my first post.
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> -cat

Wow, we’re just drawing them out of the woodwork this week. Congrats on your ride, Cat, and welcome to the SDMB! Don’t let our weirdness rub off on you too much. And don’t let us rub on you, physically, unless you enjoy that sort of thing.

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**Author:** ![Parallax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Parallax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parallax)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/63 "2004-04-20T14:16:22Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Yeah, chocolate and two bastard mooselets!!! :eek:
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> :D:D:D Incidentally, my daughter has adopted the mooselets, which is probably for the best as boat space is limited and the poor things would wind up in storage till we have a house. Instead, they’ll hang with the monkeys and bears and lambs and whatever other critters have been amassed over the years.
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> But I definitely enjoyed the chocolate! 😉

So you’re telling us that not only is Ms. Moose “loose” she is a bad mother as well? Her kids were taken away and put into a foster home? If we had been warned to keep her away from the booze and the boys this could have been prevented. We thought she was a fine upstanding young lady. :eek:

We even have photographic evidence of her wild escapades: [http://kaczorzoo.net/moose](http://kaczorzoo.net/moose)

We know the location of the fathers if you need them - but you’d have another pair of wild moose to take care of.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/64 "2004-04-20T14:16:32Z")

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Welcome **TheRealStrawberry** to the MMP cool kids clique! Ya done good doin’ what you did over the weekend. You deserve the warm and fuzzy. **Rue** will be along later to do the ritual hokey pokey feather dance to officially welcome you. (He’ll deny he does this but he does.)

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/65 "2004-04-20T14:29:22Z")

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**Parallax** , I have photos of **FairyChatMoose** in much more compromising places than that. Would you like them for posting purposes?

And when I warned **TheRealStrawberry** about people rubbing against her/him, I specifically had **Rue** and **Swampy** in mind, depending on the gender. Funny those two should be the earliest respondents, eh?

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/66 "2004-04-20T14:30:14Z")

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> [@Parallax](#):
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> So you’re telling us that not only is Ms. Moose “loose” she is a bad mother as well? Her kids were taken away and put into a foster home? If we had been warned to keep her away from the booze and the boys this could have been prevented. We thought she was a fine upstanding young lady. :eek:

I find it interesting that Miss Moose traveled around Europe with **Shibb** and on Dope-to-your-Door with **Rue** and to a Vegas wedding and to SanDiegoDope and to Australia without any incidents (OK, so I have a pic of her in **Rue** ’s pants…) but a few weeks with an allegedly wholesome all-American family, and she gets drunk, knocked up, and deserted?? I’m thinking you and **tanookie** aren’t as apple-pie and 4th-of-July as you pretend to be! 😛  
😃  
Welcome, **Strawberry**! You’ve found the coolest thread on the Dope!

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**Author:** ![Parallax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Parallax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parallax)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/67 "2004-04-20T14:34:04Z")

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Deserted? Who deserted her? :eek:

Shibb - if you have pictures to offer we’ll gladly add them to the moose gallery. 😉

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/68 "2004-04-20T14:34:41Z")

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I have to admit, [this photo](http://kaczorzoo.net/moose/Stuff_0649.JPG) really cracked me up… Youse guys are weird - I like that in a couple! 😃

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/69 "2004-04-20T14:36:45Z")

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**dwyr** , the kitten is going to the vet at 11:30. My current theory is that she pees on the bed because she’s angry at us for leaving her alone. At all. This is bad. I hope it’s not that.

I’ll get Mr. Lissar to ask the vet about that calming spray.

I didn’t do much this weekend- grocery shopping, work, went out dancing, and we went to Mr. Lissar’s dad’s place for dinner on Sunday. That was nice.

I think, since someone ( **swampy** ) mentioned me, I’d better use my sig.

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/70 "2004-04-20T14:50:23Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I find it interesting that Miss Moose traveled around Europe with **Shibb** and on Dope-to-your-Door with **Rue** and to a Vegas wedding and to SanDiegoDope and to Australia without any incidents (OK, so I have a pic of her in **Rue** ’s pants…) but a few weeks with an allegedly wholesome all-American family, and she gets drunk, knocked up, and deserted?? I’m thinking you and **tanookie** aren’t as apple-pie and 4th-of-July as you pretend to be! 😛
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> 😃

I wasn’t warned she had a problem holding her alcohol until it was too late!

We never have apple pie on the fourth of July! That’s just un-american! We have burgers and hotdogs and watch the fireworks from our yard 🙂 But yeah - we are a pretty strange couple. We fool everyone with that sweet and innocent shtick!

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Welcome, **Strawberry**! You’ve found the coolest thread on the Dope!

Until next Monday 😉

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/71 "2004-04-20T14:53:13Z")

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> [@Parallax](#):
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> Deserted? Who deserted her? :eek:
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> Shibb - if you have pictures to offer we’ll gladly add them to the moose gallery. 😉

I just checked, I have Moose pictures at:

ChiDope 2002  
DopeToYourDoor aka MobileDope  
in front of the Tour d’Eiffel  
in Mainz, Frankfurt, Carouge (area near Geneva), Montmarte (famous part of Paris), at the Heineken Brewery in Amsterdam  
And of course, in some of these places with Famous Dopers[sup]TM[/sup]. I even just noticed that two of them are with **Persephone** (:() and **Eutychus**.

You want I should send them all? If so, in what sizes/bunches?

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**Author:** ![Parallax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Parallax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parallax)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/72 "2004-04-20T15:03:01Z")

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Send whatever you have however you like - I can scale 'em down if needed before adding them to the gallery. =)

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/73 "2004-04-20T15:03:04Z")

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Dang, **Shibb** , you have more moose pics than I do!

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**Author:** ![TheRealStrawberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@TheRealStrawberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheRealStrawberry)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/74 "2004-04-20T15:07:10Z")

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I have never turned away a good shoulder rub, but my husband may be jealous if the rubbing wandered below the waist…

I have only cleaned up my dogs puke once; before he puked he just got this really confused look on his face, circled around looking for a spot and yacked. No noise, no warning. Lucky for me he did it on a towel that I had just droped on the floor, so cleanup was easy.

My roomates dog is another story- The little guy pukes about 3 times a week, and since he is a purse dog (less than 5 pounds and can be carried in a purse) it normally happens while he is sitting in your lap/bed/favorite snuggle blanket. He gives ample (well, about 20 seconds) warning though, so we have begun leaving hand towels all over the house in anticipation of the inevitable. I keep telling myself that catching doggie puke in my hand is excellent training for having children in the future (It’s the only thing I can do to avoid adding to the mess). Had him checked out many times by the vet, but no medical problems. I think it has to do with his affinity for chewing on the carpets.  
I have lurked for a while, so I knew that I had to post to a **Rue** thread first to cinch my membership to the clique.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/75 "2004-04-20T15:16:23Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Dang, **Shibb** , you have more moose pics than I do!

I should; I’ve been more places with her than you have.

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/76 "2004-04-20T16:30:03Z")

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**Shibb** and **Swampy** , Awww, I’m so touched to be invited to FCM’s going away party. I sure wish I could but the Fogal Anachi parental units are moving into assisted living and need a helping hand. And I have admired Fairy Chat Mom since I started coming to the Dope, too! Darn!!

**FCM** , I have a daughter and neice attending UCF and they really like it. Also Mr. Anachi is a grad (Class of '79). Did you know that one of the original names considered was **U** niversity of **F** lorida at **O** rlando? I think that would have been a cool name what with it’s kinda-sorta proximity to the space center.

Thanks for the warm welcome everybody! Y’all are totally kewl!!

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/77 "2004-04-20T17:00:46Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I have to admit, [this photo](http://kaczorzoo.net/moose/Stuff_0649.JPG) really cracked me up… Youse guys are weird - I like that in a couple! 😃

I’m not a prude, and Moose lust is as natural as penguin lust, but really–there was a baby in the room!!

However, there are no babies at my house, but there are three Moose (mooses?) named Juneau, Fairbanks and Sitka Haines (why yes, I have lived in Alaska, why do you ask?), who would love a visit from Miss Moose. Perhaps especially a Loose Miss Moose, but I respect the privacy rights of all animate and inamate creatures who live beneath my roof (except spiders on the bedroom ceiling–who knows when they may forget how they stay up there and fall on my face as I sleep–they are escorted outside).  
Could somebody please tell **Ex** , to whom I will not be speaking until he admits he was wrong, that I’m not jealous of him flirting with others, I’m upset and terribly, terribly hurt that he said that I forgot the engagement when it was him, the heartless one, who forgot about it.

Now excuse me while I go flirt with **Bumbazine**.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/78 "2004-04-20T17:03:46Z")

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GIMME A **U!** ( **U!** ) GIMME A **F!** ( **F!** ) GIMME AN **O!** ( **O!** )

WHADDYA HAVE?  
\*\* ALIEN ABDUCTION!!!\*\*

**RAH!**

-swampbear (cheerleader)

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**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/79 "2004-04-20T17:16:45Z")

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Mmmm, after viewing the moose photos, I’m sure it’s fate that I found this MMP as I have a moose, too. Like **Kallessa** I lived in Alaska and developed a fondness for them. Mine’s a boy moose and is named Tanana.

At least the UFO name wasn’t as bad as Friendship University of Central Kansas. Yikes!

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-busy-day/240805/80 "2004-04-20T17:22:48Z")

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> [@Cub Mistress](#):
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> At least the UFO name wasn’t as bad as Friendship University of Central Kansas. Yikes!

Wow, what was their mascot? Trojan Man?

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