# My butthole itches!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-butthole-itches/142592>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 13, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-butthole-itches/142592 "2002-12-13T19:56:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-butthole-itches/142592/41 "2002-12-17T02:49:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ruby \*  
> \*\*What the hell did **Anal Scurvy** have to do with **P.T.Smegma** ’s ass problems? Come to think of it, **Anal** hasn’t posted for a few weeks…
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> :eek: \*\*

I do not, nor have I ever known **Anal Scurvy**.

Furthermore, the visual is horrifying! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Wabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wabbit)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-butthole-itches/142592/42 "2002-12-17T02:54:46Z")

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Nothing like a good ass-scratching to brighten any day, I say!

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**Author:** ![Tee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@Tee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tee)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-butthole-itches/142592/43 "2002-12-17T04:39:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \*  
> \*\*WHY?!? WHY DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!? WHY WHY WHY?!? YOU REGISTERED MARCH OF THIS YEAR!!! \*\*

I registered last December and then got tossed out in the board crash. Had to re-register in March. I can’t be the only one. 😉

I’ve never been to a luau…sounds interesting. Migraines! Have had them since I was 7. Nowadays 3 or 4 Motrin and a glass of Diet Coke will head it off before it becomes problematic. That means I’m one of the lucky ones I guess…hope things get better for you soon.

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**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2002, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-butthole-itches/142592/44 "2002-12-17T07:29:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tee \*  
> \*\*I registered last December and then got tossed out in the board crash. Had to re-register in March. I can’t be the only one. 😉

Pretty much what happened to me. I had to change my screen name too. _And_ I had a really good fart thread going that got obliterated.:mad:

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> Migraines! Have had them since I was 7. Nowadays 3 or 4 Motrin and a glass of Diet Coke will head it off before it becomes problematic. That means I’m one of the lucky ones I guess…hope things get better for you soon. \*\*

Thanks, Motrin and strong coffee usually head it off for me, but sometimes nothing works.

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> _Originally posted by SPOOFE_  
> WHY?!? WHY DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!?  
> WHY WHY WHY?!? YOU REGISTERED MARCH  
> OF THIS YEAR!!!

Wait for it 😃 …

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::d&r like hell!::

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