# My career is flagging, should I eat my cat's faeces? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 26, 2018, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-career-is-flagging-should-i-eat-my-cats-faeces/818610 "2018-07-26T11:45:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-career-is-flagging-should-i-eat-my-cats-faeces/818610/21 "2018-07-26T21:09:22Z")
This thread is more than I can swallow. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-career-is-flagging-should-i-eat-my-cats-faeces/818610/22 "2018-07-26T22:32:29Z")
Next thing you know it, someone’s going to litter the thread with bad puns. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-career-is-flagging-should-i-eat-my-cats-faeces/818610/23 "2018-07-26T22:34:11Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > Next thing you know it, someone’s going to litter the thread with bad puns. It mat take some time for that to pan out. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-career-is-flagging-should-i-eat-my-cats-faeces/818610/24 "2018-07-26T23:44:54Z")
You don’t need to eat the cat’s poop. Just don’t fight it when it suddenly sticks its paw in your mouth. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2018, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-career-is-flagging-should-i-eat-my-cats-faeces/818610/25 "2018-07-26T23:54:15Z")
I think you need to chew on this one for a while. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-career-is-flagging-should-i-eat-my-cats-faeces/818610/26 "2018-07-27T00:37:49Z")
Have you read this [article](https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/25/17611880/toxoplasma-gondii-start-up-cats-feces-failure)? Toxo™ shots to save you the horrible taste. ---
**Author:** ![drewder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@drewder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewder)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-career-is-flagging-should-i-eat-my-cats-faeces/818610/27 "2018-07-27T02:22:43Z")
Defiantly, anyone who tells you not to hates science. ---
**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-career-is-flagging-should-i-eat-my-cats-faeces/818610/28 "2018-07-27T05:02:09Z")
It is well known 🙂 that adults are non-optimally risk adverse. And T. gondii exposure is not the only form of acquired brain injury that is associated with risky behavior. Have you considered syphilis as an alternative? ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-career-is-flagging-should-i-eat-my-cats-faeces/818610/29 "2018-07-27T07:56:32Z")
It’s a gateway stool. Pretty soon you’ll be sucking on cat farts and managing a 20-store MacDonalds franchise. It ain’t pretty. ---
**Author:** ![mandala](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mandala/32/95_2.png) [@mandala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mandala)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2018, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-career-is-flagging-should-i-eat-my-cats-faeces/818610/30 "2018-07-27T08:13:54Z")
If it’s a thing, Amazon would be selling it by now. Or maybe organic is better… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-career-is-flagging-should-i-eat-my-cats-faeces/818610.md?page=1)