# My cat is a pervert

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-is-a-pervert/367136>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 3, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-is-a-pervert/367136 "2006-08-03T02:55:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-is-a-pervert/367136/21 "2006-08-03T15:47:29Z")

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My cat’s terrified of the bathroom, so there’s not much chance of this happening at my place.

He’s afraid of loud noises, and I guess the toilet flushing, or the shower running, is too much for him to handle.

But I’m glad, if it means I can pee in peace!

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**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-is-a-pervert/367136/22 "2006-08-03T15:58:41Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> [Pretty Pissers Petting Pussies](http://web.arizona.edu/~tigger/images/tigger%5B5%5D.jpg)

I am not going to click this link…

My cats don’t have to be in the bathroom with me, but they like to be there to get petted. They occasionally do [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321506).

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-is-a-pervert/367136/23 "2006-08-03T16:09:12Z")

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> [@Danalan](#):
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> I am not going to click this link…
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> [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=321506).

Pussy

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-is-a-pervert/367136/24 "2006-08-03T22:14:05Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> You think that’s perverted? My neutered female “presents” her anus to me and yowls until I pet the base of her tail very hard. I noted that toms hold the females by the scruff while fucking, so I tried that while petting her and she got even more happy. It’s shockingly embarrassing, but she won’t let up until I do it. When she gets like that, my wife calls me: “ **jjimm** , the cat wants bum sex again, you need to service her”.

I made the mistake of eating tater tots while reading this. Damn near choked to death laughing around the fragments.

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