# My Cat Pee’d On Michael Moore **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 10, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-pee-d-on-michael-moore/187590 "2003-07-10T23:56:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-pee-d-on-michael-moore/187590/1 "2003-07-10T23:56:57Z")
Well not on Michael Moore himself but on his book [Stupid White Men](http://www.michaelmoore.com/books-films/index.php). See Leechboy has this annoying habit of leaving books on the floor next to the toilet. Poor Kendra got shut in the toilet last night and obviously really needed to pee. She knows not to pee on the floor because this makes mummy upset so she looked at her available options: A biography of Tom Waits, Woody Allen book or Michael Moore. Being the discerning kitty she is of course she pee’d on Michael Moore. The moral of the story – If a stupid, white man leaves his books lying around on the toilet floor then he should expect that a smart, grey cat will pee on them. Picture of kitty cat - [Kendra](http://users.tpg.com.au/leech01/Kendra/kendra.html). ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-pee-d-on-michael-moore/187590/2 "2003-07-11T00:51:03Z")
Good kitty. It’s too bad she couldn’t pee on the real thing. ---
**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-pee-d-on-michael-moore/187590/3 "2003-07-11T02:25:08Z")
Your kitty deserves a nice tuna treat. Slee ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-pee-d-on-michael-moore/187590/4 "2003-07-11T02:48:28Z")
Yeah, Moore is evil, blah, blah, blah… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-pee-d-on-michael-moore/187590/5 "2003-07-11T02:57:30Z")
Well from my POV he’s not evil so much as tedious. Leechboy keeps telling me to read _Stupid White Men_ and I’ve tried a couple of times but if I wanted to be preached at I’d rather go to church, at least then I get free morning tea after the service. ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-pee-d-on-michael-moore/187590/6 "2003-07-11T05:29:31Z")
awwww what a cute kitty. I would have peed on the biography actually. Just because… you know… it’s a biography. Who wants to read a biography. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-pee-d-on-michael-moore/187590/7 "2003-07-11T06:10:28Z")
If you threw the stained book from your moving car would it then become _kitty litter_? ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-pee-d-on-michael-moore/187590/8 "2003-07-11T09:34:19Z")
😃 Thank-you **Zenster** that post made my day all shiny and new again. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-pee-d-on-michael-moore/187590/9 "2003-07-11T09:48:21Z")
Gooood kitty 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-pee-d-on-michael-moore/187590/10 "2003-07-11T10:31:26Z")
I’m not a cat person, but suddenly I like your cat.