# My cat took a deuce---WHERE IS IT???? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [January 25, 2010, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336 "2010-01-25T05:22:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/41 "2010-01-27T05:13:29Z")
Have we had enough replies so I can tell me funny cat shit/office story? My sister and her ex had a fat cat named Farfel. They cashed out some sort of trust fund money or something and had a check for some huge amount like $60,000 sitting on the desk for about 10 minutes while they were getting ready to run errands and go to the bank. When they went to grab the check, Farfel had sat on it and there was a big, smelly cat shit streak on it. I am crying from laughing so hard right now picturing it. And wtf could they do? They needed to get the money deposited and couldn’t even request another check. They had to wipe it off and deposit a shitty check. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/42 "2010-01-27T12:53:31Z")
Filthy lucre. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/43 "2010-01-27T15:02:18Z")
> [@Vihaga](#): > > Cleaning cat shit off a surge protector is not awesome. You ought to just throw it away. Obviously it’s not doing its job. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/44 "2010-01-27T15:58:54Z")
> [@Mooch](#): > > Do you have any shoes laying around? Might wanna check the bottom of the shoes you are wearing… ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/45 "2010-01-27T16:41:41Z")
Oh, Farfel, Farfel, Farfel… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/46 "2010-01-27T18:23:13Z")
You obviously need the [Smelloscope.](http://www.futuramaoutlet.com/fanart/Smelloscope.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/47 "2010-01-27T18:49:42Z")
Strong odour but nothing visible? Have a sniff down the heating vent. ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/48 "2010-01-27T19:01:25Z")
The suspense is killing me. It’s been three days now. Did you find the dooky? Enquiring Minds gots ta know. . ---
**Author:** ![babz213](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@babz213](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/babz213)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/49 "2010-01-27T19:04:03Z")
lmao i jus sign up 4 dis shit omg so deff new here but im pissin in my pants ure funny ---
**Author:** ![babz213](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/848f3c/32.png) [@babz213](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/babz213)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/50 "2010-01-27T19:06:37Z")
lmao im new here jus signed up i read dis shit n im pissin in my pants ure funny ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/51 "2010-01-27T20:15:50Z")
> [@babz213](#): > > lmao im new here jus signed up i read dis shit n im pissin in my pants ure funny Dude, this is not YouTube. A word to the wise: We value (approximately) correct grammar and spelling on this discussion board. I’m not a mod, but if you keep writing like this, you’ll probably get some kind of warning. ---
**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/52 "2010-01-27T21:29:19Z")
OP must have succumbed to the fumes. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/53 "2010-01-27T22:09:48Z")
Would leaving a screen off of a window and then following the flies be likely to work? ---
**Author:** ![yorick73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5a626/32.png) [@yorick73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yorick73)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/54 "2010-01-27T23:10:30Z")
> [@statsman1982](#): > > Dude, this is not YouTube. A word to the wise: We value (approximately) correct grammar and spelling on this discussion board. I’m not a mod, but if you keep writing like this, you’ll probably get some kind of warning. LOL ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2010, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336/55 "2010-01-28T05:37:48Z")
[Get used to it.](http://books.google.com/books?id=4c8zvctkYuwC&pg=PA15&vq=unpleasant&dq=odor&lr=&as_brr=3&ie=ISO-8859-1&output=html&source=gbs_search_r&cad=1) 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cat-took-a-deuce-where-is-it/526336.md?page=2)