# My Cat's Breath...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cats-breath/146223>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 2, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cats-breath/146223 "2003-01-02T17:16:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cats-breath/146223/1 "2003-01-02T17:16:57Z")

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Smells like cat food.

I am told this is a Simpsons quote. I have only encountered it as a meaningless catch phrase used to derail a meaningless thread.

Is it a Simpsons quote, and in what context was it presented? Am I misunderstanding the use on the SDMB?

Yearning to be part of the In Crowd, but not as long as I have to watch the Simpsons, a show whose charm escapes me…

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cats-breath/146223/2 "2003-01-02T17:21:11Z")

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I’m pretty sure it’s a Wiggimism, one of Ralph Wiggum’s many zany sayings…

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**Author:** ![bristlesage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@bristlesage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bristlesage)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cats-breath/146223/3 "2003-01-02T17:22:19Z")

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It is, in fact a quote from The Simpsons, said by Ralph Wiggum. You can find a transcript of the episode here: [http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F17.html](http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F17.html). It is said as a total non-sequitor, yes, so I would argue we’re using it correctly. Here are the relevant lines:

**Ralph** : [skipping with his diorama] I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids! I – [trips] [unhappy] I bent my Wookie.

**Lisa** : Hey Ralph, want to come with me and Alison to play “Anagrams”?

**Alison** : We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person.

**Ralph** : My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

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**Author:** ![Harli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c0e974/32.png) [@Harli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harli)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cats-breath/146223/4 "2003-01-02T17:24:14Z")

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It is from episode 1F17, Lisa’s Rival.  
A transcript can be found here [http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F17.html](http://www.snpp.com/episodes/1F17.html)

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cats-breath/146223/5 "2003-01-02T17:34:49Z")

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Seven minutes, three replies, with cites.

God bless the SDMB, and those who make it what it is.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cats-breath/146223/6 "2003-01-02T18:06:42Z")

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There is more to Ralph Wiggam then “cat food”.

There is also:

“It tastes like— burning”

“It smells like hot dogs!”

“You choo-choo-Chose me?”

“That’s where I saw the leprican, he tells me to burn things”

All are perfect for mocking the dimwitted.

😉

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cats-breath/146223/7 "2003-01-02T18:33:35Z")

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More Ralph:

[Ralph is lying in bed]  
Ralph Wiggum: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.  
Chief Wiggum: You’ll wear 'em till you learn, son.

Ralph Wiggum: Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

Ralph Wiggum: Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.

Ralph Wiggum: I found a moonrock in my nose!

Homer: There’s your giraffe, little girl!  
Ralph Wiggum: I’m a boy.  
Homer: That’s the spirit! Never give up.  
Not Ralph, but very appilcable to some of the nut hatches getting Pitted.

Grampa Simpson: [typing letter] ‘Dear Mr. President. There are too many states. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.’  
Back to our hero:

Ralph Wiggum: [giving report] …and when the Doctor didn’t have worms anymore that was the happiest day of my life.  
Miss Hover: Thank you, Ralph, very graphic.

Ralph Wiggum: Hi Principal Skinner! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Ralph Wiggum: The doctor said I wouldn’t get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

Here is the full quote from above:

Lisa: All we found were these oozing berries, and they look pretty poisonous.  
Ralph Wiggum: I ated the purple berries… oooh, oohh  
[falls to ground]  
Ralph Wiggum: ooohhh!  
Lisa: How are they Ralph? Good?  
Ralph Wiggum: They taste like…burning!

[A rat steals the key]  
Ralph: The pointy kitty took it.

See to definitive source:

[http://www.snpp.com/guides/ralph.file.html](http://www.snpp.com/guides/ralph.file.html)

“Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that’s why it was the best summer ever.”

😃
