Well, duh. Everyone knows Santa Fe isn’t in just any state, because it’s a railroad.
Liar! Edmonton is hiding it in his ass-crack, with his weed stash. Just ask Regina, she’ll tell you! Winnipeg also saw him hide it there…
Well, Canada does have an awfully big Regina…!
::: wanders off whistling “Mull of Kintyre” :::
When I told friends in California I was moving to New Hampshire I was asked more than once what state it was in.