# My cup of coffee can play the guitar! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 6, 2012, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cup-of-coffee-can-play-the-guitar/617970 "2012-04-06T02:22:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cup-of-coffee-can-play-the-guitar/617970/1 "2012-04-06T02:22:29Z")
Hakuna Matata! Hello, in Spanish. I write songs, and I’m looking for ears to hear my music. I used to write music because \_\_\_\_, now I write music because $$$$. Hey guys, how big is your soul? Email me. Thank you for your time, I really appreciate it. And if you like what you hear, then seriously, God bless you. You deserve it. You really really do. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cup-of-coffee-can-play-the-guitar/617970/2 "2012-04-06T02:24:33Z")
Reportata. ---
**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cup-of-coffee-can-play-the-guitar/617970/3 "2012-04-06T02:25:06Z")
I like the blank line where you can fill in your own reason for playing music. It’s like spam mad libs. ---
**Author:** ![Hakuna\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hakuna\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hakuna_Matata)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cup-of-coffee-can-play-the-guitar/617970/4 "2012-04-06T03:07:23Z")
why hello yourself! 😃 :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cup-of-coffee-can-play-the-guitar/617970/5 "2012-04-06T03:19:48Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Reportata. Why? The guy is just showing off his stuff. No different than the knitters showing off or that guy who wants his paintings critique, which I actually like some of. He’s not trying to sell anything or collect money he’s just sharing. I for one like the first song. Especially around the 2:45 mark. I haven’t listened to the second song yet. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cup-of-coffee-can-play-the-guitar/617970/6 "2012-04-06T03:28:32Z")
> [@audiobottle](#): > > I like the blank line where you can fill in your own reason for playing music. It’s like spam mad libs. I like to think he was doing it to raise money to buy kittens for gorillas. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cup-of-coffee-can-play-the-guitar/617970/7 "2012-04-06T03:41:24Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Why? The guy is just showing off his stuff. No different than the knitters showing off or that guy who wants his paintings critique, which I actually like some of. > > He’s not trying to sell anything or collect money he’s just sharing. If this is the case then I apologise. I noticed a few shills this morning and reported them but may have gone overboard in my junior modding frenzy. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-cup-of-coffee-can-play-the-guitar/617970/8 "2012-04-06T12:30:21Z")
Nope, **jjimm** is right – people who come here and sign up for the express purpose of getting youtube traffic are spammers. There is a significant difference between our members sharing their stuff and people coming here to find an audience. The latter sorts will be banned – and usually have their threads disappeared, but apparently all three Cafe Society mods decided to sleep last night. **twickster** , Cafe Society moderator