# My daughters boyfriend needs to turn in his man-card

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-daughters-boyfriend-needs-to-turn-in-his-man-card/518297>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 20, 2009, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-daughters-boyfriend-needs-to-turn-in-his-man-card/518297 "2009-11-20T16:24:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![shorin-ryu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@shorin-ryu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shorin-ryu)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-daughters-boyfriend-needs-to-turn-in-his-man-card/518297/61 "2009-11-24T20:57:10Z")

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> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> Dinosaurs, nazis and swords.

Oh my!

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-daughters-boyfriend-needs-to-turn-in-his-man-card/518297/62 "2009-11-25T00:30:04Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> I’m reminded a story I read a long time ago. I’m unsure on the author or the main details, but that’s for another thread.
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> As I recall a jealous man “accidentally” knocks his friend into a wood chipper or a wine press or an industrial grinding unit or some such. The guy in the process of being pulped does everything in his power to convince the guy who pulped him that the feeling is the most exquisite pleasure that anyone could ever hope to experience. In the normal way these stories go, the jealous guy eventually finds himself in a similar situation and discovers the truth: Being pulped hurts like a motherfucker.

_The Adventures of Tom Sawyer_ reimagined as torture porn.

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**Author:** ![cardsfan1975](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@cardsfan1975](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cardsfan1975)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-daughters-boyfriend-needs-to-turn-in-his-man-card/518297/63 "2009-11-27T18:50:47Z")

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> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> Dinosaurs, nazis and swords.

Real dinosaurs, or robot dinosaurs that shoot lasers out of their eyes?

cf’75

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