# My Dear Friend, CnoteChris!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 6, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859 "2003-10-06T13:44:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/61 "2003-10-07T15:38:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CnoteChris \*  
> \*\*Funny how you want things dropped when it’s not going your way, but you’re all over it when it seemingly comes back around again. \*\*

Bwahahahaha!

Friends and neighbors, announcing a new entrant in the **december** recall! I give you **CnoteChris**!

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**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/62 "2003-10-07T16:35:26Z")

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You never cease to amaze me Jeff.

Huh?

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/63 "2003-10-07T17:52:21Z")

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Let’s review. In this thread and the one that led to it, you have: [ul][_]harped on a flip remark.[_]demonstrated (willful?) ignorance on the subject.[_]dug yourself into a hole.[_]resorted to name-callling.ignored a cite. I’d provide more cites but I don’t see what good it would do.[/ul] Who does that remind _you_ of?

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**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/64 "2003-10-07T21:09:31Z")

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Go blow yourself Jeff. I’ve done none of the above and won’t waste my time restating what I’ve already said.

Sheesh.

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**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/65 "2003-10-07T21:43:54Z")

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On second thought…

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> _Originally posted by Jeff Olsen_  
> \*\* harped on a flip remark.\*\*

Yep. Did that. Did that because Ilsa used the same techniques, tactics, what-have-you, that he/she was citing in calling Handy a moron.

Had I read that comment on its own, without the context I’ve written, re-written, and written once again, I never would have said a word. Given the context though, you’re damn straight I said something.

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> _Originally posted by Jeff Olsen_  
> **demonstrated (willful?) ignorance on the subject.**

Hardly. Or are you going to find some other website link that’s talking about 8 fucking Megs of RAM again?

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> _Originally posted by Jeff Olsen_  
> **dug yourself into a hole.**

Am I backtracking? Am I not standing by my initial, correct, comments?

What are you fucking talking about?

[quote]  
_Originally posted by Jeff Olsen_  
**resorted to name-callling.**  
The shock! The horror!

I called someone a moron after they called someone else, who was doing NOTHING WRONG, a moron. WHERE DOES IT END JEFF!?!

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> _Originally posted by Jeff Olsen_  
> \*\* ignored a cite. I’d provide more cites but I don’t see what good it would do.\*\*

The 8 Meg cite?

Bwahahahaha.

The way Ilsa stated it, regardless of the context, needed correction because it was vague, inaccurate, and misleading. Adding RAM, willy nilly, will not guarantee a faster computer. And AGAIN, not anything on its own to get worked up about or a reason to specifically go after a person.

But put it in the context that was there, in that thread and the bash Handy thread, where Ilsa him/herself was doing the SAME THING he/she was accusing Handy of doing, and not only being a moron for doing it, and AGAIN, you’re damn straight that comment needed to get jumped on.

I’d explain it all to you YET again, as I doubt even now you’ll get it, but what’s the use.

Like I said Ilsa, you may not be the brightest bulb when it came to that comment, but your no match for the depths that Jeff Olsen can reach.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/66 "2003-10-07T22:00:10Z")

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Yep. You got us pegged Einstein. You are Mother fucking Theresa, and you just can’t get it through our puny little skulls how right you are and how wrong we are.

I admit my first post in the handt thread was over the top.  
I stand by my statement that more RAM will increase system efficiency in ~70% of all cases. You have always ignored my first response to your first post.

I hesitate to state that I’ve forgotten more about computers than you know, as you may have a shred of knowledge, but dim bulb about computers I ain’t, bro. Fluffi Bunni I’m not, but I can code HTML by hand in Notepad and build a box from scratch.

I’ll say it again: let’s drop it.

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**Author:** ![Boldface\_Type](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5e925/32.png) [@Boldface\_Type](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boldface_Type)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/67 "2003-10-07T22:07:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*  
> \*\*I can code HTML by hand in Notepad \*\*

A real coder can do it by foot.

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> **and build a box from scratch.**

Plywood?

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/68 "2003-10-07T22:12:14Z")

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there’s a sure fire way to ‘drop it’ ya know - stop posting.

this advice is free.

and should be taken by both the major participants IMHO.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/69 "2003-10-07T22:12:33Z")

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No, dummy! I only use oak and cherry.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/70 "2003-10-07T22:12:54Z")

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Here’s more recent [cite](http://www.smu.edu/help/newsletter/July2003/RAM.htm) demostrating the perfomance increases in going from 128 to 512 MB:

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> With the Windows XP Operating System, increased RAM makes a significant difference, even with slower processor machines. For example, a Pentium III 550 MHz desktop with 512 Mb RAM outperforms a 1.5 GHz desktop with 128 Mb RAM and is just about the same, performance wise, as a Pentium IV 1.5 GHZ with 256 Mb RAM.

Again, admittedly not relevant to the OP of the GQ thread, but telling, nevertheless. **CnoteChris** should admit that even now, RAM _can_ in many situations improve performance.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/71 "2003-10-07T22:17:59Z")

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It is, however, relevant to handy’s question and my response.

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**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/72 "2003-10-07T22:23:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*
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> I’ll say it again: let’s drop it.

Ucccchh. Follow your own fuckin’ advice and stop worrying about your Post Count. Yeesh, you’re a creep.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/73 "2003-10-07T22:37:41Z")

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Oh, jesus. You think I am doing this for my post count? What the fuck? Are you psycho, or just stupid?

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/74 "2003-10-07T22:39:33Z")

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well, we’ve ruled out that you’re doing it to impress anyone. what else is there?

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/75 "2003-10-07T22:47:04Z")

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**Ilsa** , even I gotta say at this point it’s time to stop posting. You wanna let it go, then let it go already.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dear-friend-cnotechris/205859/76 "2003-10-07T22:50:06Z")

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Ok, but that goes for everybody. Bye-Bye.

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