My deepest, darkest secret

If you guys’ll keep a secret…

I’ve been wanting to do this for a long, long time…

:slight_smile:

There. Beat that.

Damn Chief,
Just when I thought I had this thing won, I get trumped!
:eek:

my secret is secret no more, cuz i just cant help myself

DAMMIT i hate emoticons i really really hate em i hate em more than i hate world famine, or the ebola virus there, ive said it i feel ever so much better am i alone out here, or does anyone agree?

punctuation, who knew?

If anyone tells anyone they die.

essvee’s my new buddy.

Well, this should out do you.

I went to an Air Supply concert and liked it.

:eek:

:rolleyes

I was going to say that I’ve been here all week and just discovered how to use smillies

I guess I was wrong

:frowning:

:0 in fact I know just enough to get me in trouble

:cool

:wink: In fact I’m not really sure if a smillie will apear when I get done or if I will look moore foolish:)

Can someone tell me why sometimes they appear and sometimes they don’t so I don’t have to keep revealing how dumb I can be? :0

sometimes i scratch my balls and sniff my fingers (in that order). the shame…

Alright, I confess! I’m not an intergalactic space-muffin! I’m actually a MAN!!!

I have liked the following movies and/or TV shows:

Smokey and the Bandit

The remake of *King Kong

Lost in Space

Dukes of Hazzard

Speed Racer*, even as an adult

Batman, the TV series, with Adam West

Godzilla vs. Megalon

These were not guilty pleasures. I truly liked these shows and couldn’t figure out why others didn’t.

I’ve seen the 1980 “Flash Gordon” movie so many times that I’ve lost count, AND I own a copy of the soundtrack on CD (my second one actually…I lost the first one).

Aura: “Look! Water is leaking from her eyes.”
Ming the Merciless: “It’s what they call tears, it’s a sign of their weakness.”

I accidentally killed the class hermit crab in third grade when I freaked out and dropped him after he came out of his shell and started moving that huge claw around.