# My dentist is a ham fisted cack handed oik **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 5, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dentist-is-a-ham-fisted-cack-handed-oik/394715 "2007-03-05T19:29:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dentist-is-a-ham-fisted-cack-handed-oik/394715/21 "2007-03-06T16:13:19Z")
What’s that? You don’t want it with the “Michael Winner Special Sauce”? 😃 My dentist’s up in Diss. Probably a bit far for you, but he’s very good. When he did my root canal, all I felt was when one of my moustache hairs got snagged. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dentist-is-a-ham-fisted-cack-handed-oik/394715/22 "2007-03-06T16:22:24Z")
A brit with fucked up teeth. . .what’s next. . .cop eating a donut? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dentist-is-a-ham-fisted-cack-handed-oik/394715/23 "2007-03-06T16:40:57Z")
[QUOTE=Trunk] A brit with fucked up teeth. . .what’s next. . .cop eating a donut? [/QUOTE] …a seppo with an unhealthy obsession with guns? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dentist-is-a-ham-fisted-cack-handed-oik/394715/24 "2007-03-06T16:41:06Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Twunt? 😃 what sorta name is that…rhymes with… [/QUOTE] Indeed it does, and it so suited Dr Chaudrhy… ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dentist-is-a-ham-fisted-cack-handed-oik/394715/25 "2007-03-06T20:18:48Z")
[Here’s a book](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/8684.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/8684.html&h=500&w=450&sz=76&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=M6psX1gvlOWQPM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=117&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbig%2Bbook%2Bof%2Bbritish%2Bsmiles%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN) that may help… ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dentist-is-a-ham-fisted-cack-handed-oik/394715/26 "2007-03-06T21:32:43Z")
Come to the good old U.S. of A. with a fistful of cash. We may be arrogant pricks, but by God, we have excellent orthodontists. ---
**Author:** ![tiger\_lily](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/96bed5/32.png) [@tiger\_lily](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiger_lily)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dentist-is-a-ham-fisted-cack-handed-oik/394715/27 "2007-03-06T21:52:17Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Thanks awfully old chap. You couldn’t masticate it a bit for me could you? Masticate, I said masticate!! [/QUOTE] Suddenly I’m having a flashback to the old SNL ad for Pre-Chewed Charlie’s: the steakhouse for folks with dentures, where the waiters did all the chewing for you… My condolences, chowder. I thought my childhood dentist had already croaked, but it looks like he just moved to England instead. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![MelCthefirst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eada6e/32.png) [@MelCthefirst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MelCthefirst)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dentist-is-a-ham-fisted-cack-handed-oik/394715/28 "2007-03-06T23:59:31Z")
Got any children? I think I read that American indians used to chew up their food for their old people with no teeth. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dentist-is-a-ham-fisted-cack-handed-oik/394715/29 "2007-03-07T07:58:38Z")
[QUOTE=MelCthefirst] Got any children? I think I read that American indians used to chew up their food for their old people with no teeth. [/QUOTE] Yes I’ve got a sprog but if you think I’d for one second eat anything that had been in his gaping maw you’re sadly mistaken. My son, gawd bless him, is a person that with one blast of his noxious breath can cause flowers to wilt, cats to run in terror, milk to sour and WW1 veterans to look around nervously, fearful of a mustard gas attack. **Trunk** I haven’t got fucked up teeth, I haven’t got _any_ up top. My lower set of pearlies are OK, for now. **Pundit Lisa** If I was 20 years younger I’d be on the next plane to the US. I know your dentists are top notch. Most of ours seem to be ex abbatoir workers who have not lost the taste for gore 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dentist-is-a-ham-fisted-cack-handed-oik/394715.md?page=1)