# My dick: The answer to everything. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738 "2013-04-03T15:58:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/1 "2013-04-03T15:58:36Z")
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/2 "2013-04-03T16:38:34Z")
Used laptop recommendations: It has to fit in 9.5 inches. My dick. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/3 "2013-04-03T17:00:13Z")
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/4 "2013-04-03T17:00:38Z")
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**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/5 "2013-04-03T17:08:59Z")
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/6 "2013-04-03T18:01:10Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > \ > > **Who holds the record for most consecutive wins followed by most consecutive losses?** > My dick. Aw, poor thing. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/7 "2013-04-03T18:09:43Z")
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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/8 "2013-04-03T18:14:57Z")
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**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/9 "2013-04-03T18:26:21Z")
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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/10 "2013-04-03T18:28:33Z")
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/11 "2013-04-03T18:30:00Z")
**Robert B. Frost’s “Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening” is about…** My dick! ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/12 "2013-04-03T18:59:32Z")
**What sort of odd mementos do you cherish from loved ones who’ve passed on?** My dick. **Animal shelter euthanasia policies** My dick. **You’re the leader of a city under siege, what do you do with those who refuse to fight?** My dick. **Any reason at all to keep a Hi8 camcorder?** My dick. **Daughter curious about boy parts** My dick. **Gardening dopers - help! What to plant under a tree?** My dick. **Why has every US Treasurer since 1949 been a woman?** My dick. > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Aw, poor thing. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/13 "2013-04-03T19:17:23Z")
(I liked the story about the guys who were playing Trivial Pursuit and one guy’s answer to everything was “My dick”. Then up came the question “What is the largest organ in the human body?” and he thought for a moment and said “The skin”. Correct, piece of cheese, cheers all round… and he added “It has to be, to fit around my dick”.) ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/14 "2013-04-03T20:01:49Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Used laptop recommendations: It has to fit in 9.5 inches. > My dick. Darn it. ---
**Author:** ![Obnoxious\_Hood\_Ornament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Obnoxious\_Hood\_Ornament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Obnoxious_Hood_Ornament)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/15 "2013-04-03T20:40:47Z")
[René Descartes agrees](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/give-her-the-dick). ---
**Author:** ![Furious\_Marmot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dfb087/32.png) [@Furious\_Marmot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Furious_Marmot)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/16 "2013-04-03T21:15:12Z")
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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/17 "2013-04-03T23:54:08Z")
> [@DigitalC](#): > > [My dick](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg) [My dick](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N24fVEJyQKM) ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/18 "2013-04-04T00:07:46Z")
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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/19 "2013-04-04T00:22:06Z")
…found another, too late to edit… **Hey Tampa, FL Dopers!** My dick. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/20 "2013-04-04T00:43:41Z")
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