# My dick: The answer to everything. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738 "2013-04-03T15:58:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/21 "2013-04-04T00:45:49Z")
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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/22 "2013-04-04T01:48:36Z")
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**Author:** ![Mavic\_Chen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mavic\_Chen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mavic_Chen)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/23 "2013-04-04T08:16:22Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > **What’s the name for this fallacy?** > My dick. You don’t get a natural like that one every day! People say I use too much innuendo in my day-to-day language. I say it’s a fallacy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/24 "2013-04-04T08:28:14Z")
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**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/25 "2013-04-04T12:05:57Z")
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/26 "2013-04-04T16:11:29Z")
> [@Mavic\_Chen](#): > > People say I use too much innuendo in my day-to-day language. > I say it’s a fallacy. 😃 Can you even have too much innuendo? ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/27 "2013-04-04T16:36:57Z")
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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/28 "2013-04-04T19:29:28Z")
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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/29 "2013-04-04T19:37:28Z")
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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/30 "2013-04-04T22:49:52Z")
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**Author:** ![one\_red\_shoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/54ee81/32.png) [@one\_red\_shoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/one_red_shoe)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/31 "2013-04-05T01:32:21Z")
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/32 "2013-04-05T02:47:08Z")
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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/33 "2013-04-05T03:00:41Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > I thought your mom was the answer to everything. > > **The Truth About What Causes Homosexuality** Your mom. > > **What are the 3 important qualities that you seek in your partner?** Your mom, your mom, your mom. > > **What did Japan want when bombing Pearl Harbor?** Your mom. > > **Gardening dopers - help! What to plant under a tree?** Your mom. > > **How do you say “24 hours a day” in Greek?** Your mom. > > **My son wants to go to a Hannah Hart Meet Up. What to expect?** Your mom. > > Although I suppose you could combined the two, and answer all of the questions above with “My dick in your mom.” > > **What should I be considering with regards to refinancing a house with my Dad?** My dick in your mom. > > The possibilities, like my dick in your mom, are endless. Hey man, there’s only ONE reason to bring your mom into this thread… …my dick. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/34 "2013-04-05T04:11:19Z")
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/35 "2013-04-05T04:19:33Z")
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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/36 "2013-04-05T06:04:48Z")
> [@Flander](#): > > Hey man, there’s only ONE reason to bring your mom into this thread… > > …my dick. 😃 😃 BTW, the “Why are there only female US Treasurers…?” is my OP, and the response given by the two of you upthread is far better and equivalent in logic than what I received. This thread is like fart jokes in visual comedy. It just works. ---
**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/37 "2013-04-05T12:50:51Z")
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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/38 "2013-04-06T02:29:02Z")
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**Author:** ![Cryptic\_C62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Cryptic\_C62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cryptic_C62)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/39 "2013-04-06T17:47:42Z")
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**Author:** ![ethelbert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@ethelbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ethelbert)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/40 "2013-04-08T18:09:54Z")
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