# My dick: The answer to everything.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 3, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738 "2013-04-03T15:58:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/41 "2013-04-08T18:37:08Z")

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**Does anyone know Maggie Thatcher’s email address?**  
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**Why do little girls SCREECH so much?**  
My dick. :eek:

**April Fool’s jokes you wish were true/permanent?**  
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**Dead Broke, No Job. Any ideas?**  
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**You are military/ex-military. Why did you join?**  
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**Rheumatoid arthritis - advice?**  
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**After gay folks, who’s next?**  
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**My damn water softener has begun ticking incessantly - why?**  
My dick.

**What is “youtu.be”?**  
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**Just out of curiosity…[to whom do priests confess their sins]**  
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**How to Removed Burned On Crud from a Nonstick Pan?**  
My dick.

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**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/42 "2013-04-08T22:16:08Z")

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> [@ethelbert](#):
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> My dick

Oh ewwwwwwwwww

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/43 "2013-04-09T08:15:50Z")

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Margaret Thatcher’s legacy  
Middle aged and becoming Invisible  
My Kitty is going to die  
Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share  
my meta dick  
Gah, Mattress buying sucks  
Neat useful tricks that you think most people are not aware of  
What is the hardest/most erosion resistant substance we can produce in sizable amounts  
What’s the second worst government in the world?

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**Author:** ![Honesty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f04885/32.png) [@Honesty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honesty)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/44 "2013-04-10T17:51:43Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Used laptop recommendations: It has to fit in 9.5 inches.  
> My dick.

Pics please.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/45 "2013-04-11T01:30:56Z")

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What is the best restaurant in your city?  
My dick

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**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/46 "2013-04-11T14:25:40Z")

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Girls, ladies, is the fine movement of your butt, when walking, learned behavior?

Why does God hate my car?

When I Was A Little Kid, I Wondered…

Have you ever made a list of your former lovers…?

Dead broke, no job. Any Ideas?

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**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dick-the-answer-to-everything/654738/47 "2013-04-17T16:43:21Z")

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**"We don’t do creepy" Then, who does?**  
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**Immensely popular things that really are good**  
My dick 🆒

**Guys, Y U no listen?**  
I _am_ listening… to my dick.

**Should we stick with Deadwood?**  
Honey, is that you? Oh wait, Cafe Society. Phwew!

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