# My Dinner with Kanye

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dinner-with-kanye/975992
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [December 3, 2022, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dinner-with-kanye/975992 "2022-12-03T23:41:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2022, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dinner-with-kanye/975992/1 "2022-12-03T23:41:28Z")

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The title popped into my head, and I realized that I couldn’t have been the only one to think of it. It turns out that lots of other people did, too. This is the best response to that idea I’ve found

> **[r/videos - My Dinner with Kanye](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/zbk5p2/my_dinner_with_kanye/)**
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> 14,249 votes and 792 comments so far on Reddit

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### Author: ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2022, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dinner-with-kanye/975992/2 "2022-12-03T23:45:02Z")

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Brilliant. I could watch that for an hour. I wonder if there’s enough to make a feature length version.

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### Author: ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)
#### Post date: [December 3, 2022, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dinner-with-kanye/975992/3 "2022-12-03T23:47:33Z")

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I would willingly drink from the glass with iocane powder to cut short a dinner with Kanye.

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### Author: ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2022, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dinner-with-kanye/975992/4 "2022-12-04T00:07:43Z")

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> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#):
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> I would willingly drink from the glass with iocane powder to cut short a dinner with Kanye. -

Oh, just switch glasses. He’ll never notice while he’s talking about himself.

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### Author: ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)
#### Post date: [December 4, 2022, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dinner-with-kanye/975992/5 "2022-12-04T00:21:15Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Oh, just switch glasses. He’ll never notice while he’s talking about himself.

To quote Socrates, “I drank What !?” - Real Genius

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### Author: ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2022, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dinner-with-kanye/975992/6 "2022-12-05T01:16:10Z")

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I think I’d rather see Ye on a rebooted _Dinner For Five_ with Artie Lange, David Byrne, Sarah Silberman, and, say, Patrick Stewart and see the symbiotic mosiac unfold.  
I could see Ye possibly becoming catatonic, there, or at least staring with a mix of fright and uncomprehending fear at the rest.

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### Author: ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)
#### Post date: [December 5, 2022, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dinner-with-kanye/975992/7 "2022-12-05T15:57:50Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Brilliant. I could watch that for an hour.

Totally agree.

> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> I wonder if there’s enough to make a feature length version.

I’m sure there’s more than enough recorded Kanye craziness. Maybe not so much of appropriate reactions from Wallace Shawn.

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### Author: ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2022, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dinner-with-kanye/975992/8 "2022-12-07T19:02:18Z")

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Holy shit, that is hilarious.

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### Author: ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2022, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dinner-with-kanye/975992/9 "2022-12-09T23:23:42Z")

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I like how Kanye says “I believe I will be president _in my lifetime_.” Well, when the hell _else_ would you be president? (Now I’m imagining reanimated zombie Kanye propped up like a muppet with sticks to move his arms around.)
