# My dog has no nose! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273 "2005-07-06T12:49:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/1 "2005-07-06T12:49:46Z")
How does he smell? ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/2 "2005-07-06T12:51:29Z")
Terrible! Or, like bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/3 "2005-07-06T13:13:14Z")
I scents there’s a joke in here sommers. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/4 "2005-07-06T14:13:34Z")
I feel with my hands. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/5 "2005-07-06T14:14:44Z")
Oh geez…not another thread filled with nothing but bad puns. It’s like they crank these things out down at the 'ol factory or something… ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/6 "2005-07-06T14:43:27Z")
There actually _is_ a dog with no nose in Midwotwn Manhattan—a golden retriever, I think. Whole top of its snout is gone. It’s not easy to garner double-takes in New York but this dog does it! Oh, and it smells _terrific_. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/7 "2005-07-06T16:03:39Z")
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted…peanut. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/8 "2005-07-06T16:15:43Z")
Oh NO! That’s the killer joke!! We’re all gonna die!!! ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/9 "2005-07-06T17:26:18Z")
Results of science experiment: - Dog with 4 legs: jumps 8 feet on command. - Dog with 3 legs: jumps 6 feet on command. - Dog with 2 legs: jumps 4 feet on command. - Dog with 1 leg: jumps 1 foot on command. - Dog with no legs: deaf ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/10 "2005-07-06T18:20:39Z")
My dog has three legs! synovial cell sarcoma. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/11 "2005-07-06T18:23:18Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Oh NO! That’s the killer joke!! > We’re all gonna die!!! That’s not the killer joke. That was one of the inferior german attempts. To their credit, I do now have a bit of indigestion. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/12 "2005-07-06T19:01:48Z")
Did you hear about the dyslexic god? He created a dog in his own image. ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/13 "2005-07-06T21:12:24Z")
My dog has fleas. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/14 "2005-07-06T21:27:25Z")
No nose is good nose. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/15 "2005-07-06T21:28:58Z")
What do you call a dog with no legs? Don’t really matter, he ain’t comin’. What do you call a cow with no legs? ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/16 "2005-07-06T21:42:03Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > \ > > What do you call a cow with no legs? “I’m thinkin’ Arby’s” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/17 "2005-07-06T21:48:47Z")
GROUND BEEF! Thank you, thank you. I’m here all week… Literally. ---
**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/18 "2005-07-06T22:02:07Z")
> [@Ernest Scribbler](#): > > Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! … Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput. Apologies to our German readership. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/19 "2005-07-06T22:21:31Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > What do you call a dog with no legs? Cigarette - because you take him out for a drag now and then!! BWA hah ha! I kill me. ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/20 "2005-07-06T22:42:17Z")
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