# My dog has no nose! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273 "2005-07-06T12:49:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/21 "2005-07-06T22:58:22Z")
Jokes like these are my pet hate. ---
**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/22 "2005-07-07T00:47:26Z")
Two birds were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, “does it smell like fish in here?” ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/23 "2005-07-07T02:27:59Z")
[Ruin a joke](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=322326), doggie style: ## A 3-legged dog walked into a bar. “Can I help you?” the bartender asked. “I’m looking for the man who shot my foot,” the dog replied. ## It’s raining cats and dogs outside. I just stepped in a big pile of poo. A dog walked into a bar and ordered a beer. “That’ll be 20 dollars,” the bartender said. “You know, we don’t get many dogs in here.” “You’d probably get more if you put the beer in the toilet instead of glasses.” ---
**Author:** ![pudytat72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@pudytat72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pudytat72)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/24 "2005-07-07T02:39:27Z")
What do you call a cow with two legs? LEAN BEEF! ---
**Author:** ![Leroy\_Brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@Leroy\_Brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leroy_Brown)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/25 "2005-07-07T06:12:20Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Oh geez…not another thread filled with nothing but bad puns. It’s like they crank these things out down at the 'ol factory or something… I too despise these ol’ factory puns. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/26 "2005-07-07T06:16:49Z")
> [@pudytat72](#): > > What do you call a cow with two legs? > > LEAN BEEF! What do you call a cow with a dog’s tail, who’s happy to see you? Wagyu Beef! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/27 "2005-07-07T17:03:10Z")
_screams in horror, runs away_ ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/28 "2005-07-07T17:06:28Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > Did you hear about the dyslexic god? > He created a dog in his own image. Jokes like that make Baby Og cry. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/29 "2005-07-07T18:27:42Z")
Old Yeller dies. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/30 "2005-07-07T18:33:40Z")
> [@Philster](#): > > Jokes like that make Baby Og cry. You mean Baby Go ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/31 "2005-07-08T03:02:46Z")
ANNOUNCEMENT: JOKE OF QUESTIONABLE TASTE APPROACHING. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. What do you call a cow masterbating? Beef stoganoff ---
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273/32 "2005-07-08T03:14:41Z")
> [@Philster](#): > > Jokes like that make Baby Og cry. Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? Yeah, he was up all night wondering if there really was a dog. What? I thought it was funny when I heard it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-has-no-nose/311273.md?page=1)