# My dog just kicked me in the eye **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 23, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506 "2010-03-23T17:53:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/1 "2010-03-23T17:53:36Z")
I was lying on the couch, trying to take a nap (allergy pills making me sleepy). My puppies decided to have a wrestle session on my stomach. I pushed one of them off me and opened my eyes as I went to push the other off…just as she was lunging at where her sister had been. I took a paw in the eye. I don’t even know which one it was because I didn’t have my glasses on. All I saw was a dog shaped blur and then ouch. Last week, one of my puppies was bouncing around on my bed and landed on my head, splitting my chapped bottom lip. I can see. The pain stopped after about 2 minutes, the watering after about 5 minutes. It still stings a bit. I’ve never been punched in the eye before. I didn’t think my first time would be at the hands of my sweet little puppy. Why am I always the one who happens to be in the way? They leap all over my fiance when he’s in bed but they never go near his face. They attack him from behind and lick his ears. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/2 "2010-03-23T18:04:32Z")
Are they boxers? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/3 "2010-03-23T18:06:36Z")
Did they both stare at you so adorably and big eyed that it would be impossible to get mad at them for at least another three months? ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/4 "2010-03-23T18:14:09Z")
Unfortunately no, **runner pat**. The best we have come up with is some kind of Carolina Dog heavily mixed with every other dog to ever live. **Freudian Slit** : I have no clue. I still didn’t have my glasses on. I was PISSED! Not at the dog of course. She didn’t mean to do it. A fraction of a second earlier and her sister would have been right in front of my face. Normally I don’t mind them going apeshit on my stomach. But, I had to pee. Anyway, I put them outside. I’m feeling very grumpy right now and cute little fuzzybutts would just kill my mood. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/5 "2010-03-23T18:14:41Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Are they boxers? 😃 Canine kick boxer before delivering a punch: “Hey, have you seen my _ **paw** _?” ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/6 "2010-03-23T18:22:08Z")
> [@congodwarf](#): > > Anyway, I put them outside. I’m feeling very grumpy right now and cute little fuzzybutts would just kill my mood. That’s the job of cute fuzzybutts! Killing bad moods. Its neat to see someone else refer to their fuzzybutts that way! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/7 "2010-03-23T18:25:22Z")
But I’m ENJOYING my bad mood. I started the day in a good mood. But, allergy pills are making me sleepy and I have classwork to be doing. I also found out I failed (81%) an assessment test I thought I had passed. Now my eye is blurring when I read. I have every right to be in a bad mood and no cute widdle puppy is gonna take that away from me!!! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/8 "2010-03-23T18:37:20Z")
My dog just farted. One of those stomach-turning, wallpaper-peeling, biological warfare farts, right now I’d rather have a kick in the eye. ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/9 "2010-03-23T18:38:38Z")
Just yesterday I posted on another forum that my life would be so much nicer if my dogs would stop farting in my face. They have this annoying habit of sleeping with their butts facing my face. I turn them around and they just flop back over. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/10 "2010-03-23T18:59:50Z")
When my little girl gets excited she likes to leap and snap at my face. Since she is never ever around children I don’t mind - but twice now I’ve zigged when she thought I would zag and she caught the edge of my nostril and I bled like a stuck pig. ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/11 "2010-03-23T19:08:30Z")
The first time my pup got me in the eye he ripped the lid badly. My reflexes are much better now. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/12 "2010-03-23T19:16:54Z")
My dog has done that. I’ve also had a great eyelid cut when a completely innocent cat stretched slowly and languidly and, oh, sorry bout your eye there. Only I’m not because I’m a cat and I don’t give a shit. Rub my face now. Mrrow? ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/13 "2010-03-23T19:22:35Z")
[Maybe he’s racist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=547096) … ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2010, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/14 "2010-03-23T23:48:37Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > My dog has done that. I’ve also had a great eyelid cut when a completely innocent cat stretched slowly and languidly and, oh, sorry bout your eye there. Only I’m not because I’m a cat and I don’t give a shit. Rub my face now. Mrrow? Oh my god that’s funny. One of the girls is looking at me like I’m insane because I can’t stop laughing. I love cats. I wish I could have one. I think a cat would be a great addition to the antics of the psycho puppies. Too bad my fiance is allergic. ---
**Author:** ![i\_am\_a\_scientist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f07891/32.png) [@i\_am\_a\_scientist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/i_am_a_scientist)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/15 "2010-03-24T00:00:01Z")
**Dog kicks man** Now _that’s_ news, son [/perry white] ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/16 "2010-03-24T02:57:38Z")
I have a purebred crotch hound. At least once a night she will punch me there. Somehow. Maybe I’m asleep on the couch! (pounce with love!) Maybe she’s just happy to see me! (kick to the groin!) Maybe someone threw a toy! (oh god this one has velocity behind it.) ---
**Author:** ![Perciful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Perciful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Perciful)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/17 "2010-03-24T03:06:22Z")
I’m glad your eye is ok. My dog when excited jumps at my midsection and it hurts. Kind of like a karate move. I don’t know whats worse, the karate jab or having him licking my face and to wake me up? ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/18 "2010-03-24T13:45:25Z")
> [@E-Sabbath](#): > > I have a purebred crotch hound. > At least once a night she will punch me there. Somehow. Maybe I’m asleep on the couch! (pounce with love!) Maybe she’s just happy to see me! (kick to the groin!) Maybe someone threw a toy! (oh god this one has velocity behind it.) Every animal in our house except the fish is magnetically drawn to my boyfriend’s balls. The dog steps on them with unerring accuracy. Cats jump off the top of the sofa to land with as much weight as possible on them. Oh, and once when he was napping one of our cats fished his penis out of the fly of his boxers and batted it like a pop-up toy. My god, it was hilarious. It may well be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/19 "2010-03-24T14:01:04Z")
**My dog just kicked me in the eye** “…Rocky didn’t like that, he said I’m gonna get that dog…” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506/20 "2010-03-24T19:50:47Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > Oh, and once when he was napping one of our cats fished his penis out of the fly of his boxers and batted it like a pop-up toy. My god, it was hilarious. It may well be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Ever. hehehehehehehahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I think that may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read. The girls like to jump on my bladder (especially when I have to pee). They head-butt me all the time, they punch me in the cheeks, and they stand on my boobs (ooooowwwwwwwwiiiiiiieeeeee). But, I can forgive all that because they like my boyfriend to death every morning at 10:00, which means I don’t have to wake him up any more. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dog-just-kicked-me-in-the-eye/533506.md?page=2)