# My doggie loves a good booty smacking! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2013, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-doggie-loves-a-good-booty-smacking/658206 "2013-05-13T03:04:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-doggie-loves-a-good-booty-smacking/658206/21 "2013-05-13T17:12:44Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > His anal glands probably itch. However, hitting a dog until your hand tingles is cruelty to the animal. You should be reported. Haha, ok. Did you miss the part about him loving it reacting happily to it? If you met this dog and saw him around me you’d know he’s well loved and not abused. But, take solace in the fact that he’s going back to the shelter any way and won’t be suffering my “abuse” for much longer. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-doggie-loves-a-good-booty-smacking/658206/22 "2013-05-13T17:16:39Z")
One should never beat a dog. Whether you think he lilkes it or not. It’s unnecessary. However, your returning the animal to a shelter is a good thing, for the dog. Please avoid pet ownership in the future. ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-doggie-loves-a-good-booty-smacking/658206/23 "2013-05-13T17:29:31Z")
My monkey enjoyed a good spanking on a regular basis. This forced me to get a seeing eye dog. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-doggie-loves-a-good-booty-smacking/658206/24 "2013-05-13T17:36:49Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > One should never beat a dog. Whether you think he lilkes it or not. It’s unnecessary. However, your returning the animal to a shelter is a good thing, for the dog. Please avoid pet ownership in the future. **Morgenstern** , I don’t know if you’re being serious or not, but please drop the hijack. If you feel another poster is in the wrong, feel free to report the post or take it to the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-doggie-loves-a-good-booty-smacking/658206/25 "2013-05-13T17:37:28Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > His anal glands probably itch. However, hitting a dog until your hand tingles is cruelty to the animal. You should be reported. If you think a crime was committed, then do it yourself. Then go threadshit somewhere else. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-doggie-loves-a-good-booty-smacking/658206/26 "2013-05-13T17:40:35Z")
> [@Belowjob2.0](#): > > My monkey enjoyed a good spanking on a regular basis. > > This forced me to get a seeing eye dog. Let’s try to avoid drive-by comments like this in the future. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-doggie-loves-a-good-booty-smacking/658206/27 "2013-05-13T17:52:32Z")
It’s pretty much a given that [cats are just small furry pervs](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF7G9UjVi0). SFW, but you might get some funny looks. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-doggie-loves-a-good-booty-smacking/658206/28 "2013-05-13T18:08:36Z")
My dog loves it too. I can’t hit him hard enough. He enjoys it so much it’s almost creepy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-doggie-loves-a-good-booty-smacking/658206.md?page=1)