# My Dream Last Night 1 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 12, 2015, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-last-night-1/727603 "2015-08-12T01:13:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LunaBo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@LunaBo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LunaBo)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-last-night-1/727603/1 "2015-08-12T01:13:48Z")
Steve and I were being arrested at a bed and breakfast because I pushed a girl who was at the party. The girls boyfriend was an idiot and I told her he was an idiot not realizing it was her boyfriend. She got mad and told me some things so I pushed her. The cops came to get me. Steve and I decided to escape through this really tiny window in our room but I kept forgetting things and had to climb back through . I had too much stuff and Jennifer Anniston told me so when she tried to escape as well. Steve went ahead and Jennifer and I disguised ourselves to get more stuff that I left but then we lost each other. I don’t remember what I wore but Jennifer was dressed as a mariachi woman. I made it through the tiny window again but once in the woods, I realized I grabbed an old purse from the seventh grade and didn’t have my regular purse with my cell phone and wallet, so I couldn’t find steve. I was then wandering in the woods. I had to get back into the tiny window. I then met a man hiking who asked me to get a beer with him at the same bed and breakfast . I’d get a beer and grab my real purse and then run . Since I had my exotic robe on, I felt no one would recognize me and I could finally escape. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-last-night-1/727603/2 "2015-08-12T01:21:11Z")
So what happened to Steve in the end? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-last-night-1/727603/3 "2015-08-12T01:36:01Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > So what happened to Steve in the end? …I’m still waiting to hear what happened with Ellen and The Pakistani… ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-last-night-1/727603/4 "2015-08-12T03:07:32Z")
I had a dream that I had chocolate chips. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-last-night-1/727603/5 "2015-08-12T03:16:43Z")
> [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](#): > > I had a dream that I had chocolate chips. Sigh. I had the same dream. And when i woke up, the rabbit’s cage was still dirty. Close call there. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-last-night-1/727603/6 "2015-08-12T03:17:09Z")
I had a dream. Crazy dream. Anything I wanted to know, any place I needed to go. Hear my song. Peoplerrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp… ::burpo gets The Hook:: ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-last-night-1/727603/7 "2015-08-12T04:35:13Z")
You know what I hate the most? When I show up in class, completely naked, to present an oral exam in front of everybody, and suddenly realize that I’m not actually dreaming. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-last-night-1/727603/8 "2015-08-12T10:03:49Z")
So, the OP left Jennifer Anniston in the woods? Huh. 1. Bet that doesn’t happen often. 2. I wonder if she’s thinking, “Girl, I help you move, I even dress up in this Stupid mariachi costume because You think it’s a good idea, and you Ditch me here!? That’s It, B-tch. We’re Done!” ---
**Author:** ![JerrySTL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e274bd/32.png) [@JerrySTL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerrySTL)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-last-night-1/727603/9 "2015-08-12T13:41:56Z")
I had a dream that I was a muffler on at 1957 Chevy. Actually it was more of a nightmare with all the noise, heat, smoke, and odors. I slept so badly that I woke up exhausted.