# My Dream Lover **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 17, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129 "2003-09-17T13:44:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/1 "2003-09-17T13:44:47Z")
Just got an e-mail from my (straight, married) friend Donna, saying, “I dreamed last night you and I were lesbian lovers!” I’m hugely complimented, of course . . . And if I _were_ gay, Donna and I _would_ be a great couple . . . But it would never occur to me to tell my friends of naughty dreams I may have had about them! I’d be afraid to skeeve them out. ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/2 "2003-09-17T13:47:18Z")
Maybe she’s give you a “wink wink nudge nudge” to see how you react. I think more women should act out their lesbian fantasies. Yes. Yes I do. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/3 "2003-09-17T13:48:07Z")
I agree with you, **Rooves**. Wholeheartedly. ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/4 "2003-09-17T14:01:50Z")
Hum, doesn’t sound like “heart” is the organ in question. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/5 "2003-09-17T14:04:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rooves \* > **Maybe she’s give you a “wink wink nudge nudge” to see how you react.** Hmmm . . . I wonder if the message wasn’t from her _husband_, using her e-mail account? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/6 "2003-09-17T14:15:21Z")
Her _husband_ would have told you he had a dream you and he were lesbian lovers? Now my head hurts. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/7 "2003-09-17T14:21:36Z")
\ Hmmmm…that’s very significant…what do you suppose it means? I mean, in detail…like what color clothes were you wearing before you both jumped in the tub full of grits…and was there bacon…any bacon involved? How 'bout a pony? Any ponies? Other large mammals? \ ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/8 "2003-09-17T14:23:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > \*\*Her _husband_ would have told you he had a dream you and he were lesbian lovers? > > Now my head hurts. \*\* I meant, maybe her husband was trying to put Ideas into our heads. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/9 "2003-09-17T14:35:06Z")
Ah! Now you can just rock me to sleep tonight! ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/10 "2003-09-17T14:40:16Z")
I think its lovely that Donna’s latent lesbianism is geared towards you, a good friend. The last latent lesbian dream I had involved the character Faith from _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_. And BTW, I didn’t enjoy it. I think it’s because I didn’t really know her. 😉 Seriously, though, I read somewhere once (sorry, no cite) that sex dreams don’t mean that you want to have SEX with the person in question–they mean something along the lines of perhaps wanting a deeper (non-sexual) relationship with the person. Or something. At any rate, I don’t think you should be keeping those sex dreams to yourself, **Eve**. It’s so much more fun if you share (that’s S-H-A-R-E, not C-H-E-R, though I wouldn’t have kicked _her_ outta my bed in the mid-70s). ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/11 "2003-09-17T15:40:58Z")
I don’t think I’ve ever had a gay dream. But I had a really weird dream that featured me and a REALLY OLD GUY (I’m talkin’ 90s here) and he kept telling me I made him feel so young. I s’pose any little chickadee in her 80s would make him feel that way, though. Heh. Geriatric porn. I just might be on to something… ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/12 "2003-09-17T16:32:28Z")
Last erotic dream _I_ had was about Jimmy Cagney . . . Go figure . . . ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/13 "2003-09-17T16:49:31Z")
If I could record and hire out my lesbian sex dreams, I’d be in the money. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/14 "2003-09-17T16:58:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntie em \* > \*\* > At any rate, I don’t think you should be keeping those sex dreams to yourself, **Eve**. It’s so much more fun if you share (that’s S-H-A-R-E, not C-H-E-R, though I wouldn’t have kicked _her_ outta my bed in the mid-70s). \*\* Yeah, but would you have taken me to the prom, first? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/15 "2003-09-17T16:59:55Z")
Jimmy Cagney, huh? Yeah…yeah… that’s right…I’m gonna take ya to the top of the world, baby…yeah…yeah. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/16 "2003-09-17T17:02:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntie em \* > \*\*The last latent lesbian dream I had involved the character Faith from _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_. \*\* [Required Gratuitous Straight Male Comment] No one will ever be able to overestimate the happiness this admission from **auntie em** has brought me. EVAH. [/Required Gratuitous Straight Male Comment] ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/17 "2003-09-17T17:17:35Z")
Eve and Donna on the Emmy’s K-i-s-s-i-n-g First comes sex, then comes the boot Here come Eve with a palimony suit! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/18 "2003-09-17T17:18:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by auntie em \* > **I think its lovely that Donna’s latent lesbianism is geared towards you, a good friend. The last latent lesbian dream I had involved the character Faith from _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_.** Don’t worry. I’ve had many a dream about her myself. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/19 "2003-09-17T18:00:30Z")
In my dream, **Lord Ashtar** , her name was Kim. What do you think that means? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/20 "2003-09-17T18:25:36Z")
I once had a dream about sexing it up with Mr. Ed. He kept saying, “oooooooohhhh Wiiiilllllllburrrrrrr!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129.md?page=2)