# My Dream Lover

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 17, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129 "2003-09-17T13:44:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/41 "2003-09-19T05:26:20Z")

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I am a straight male, but I had a homosexual dream earlier this week. In the dream I decided to explore my bi side and went on a date with a gay man. I had a nice time, but nothing romantic. At the end of the date, I politely told him I wasn’t interested and decided I was definately into girls. Weird.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/42 "2003-09-19T12:49:50Z")

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Andygirl, I thought you were involved, too. In a big way. Must have you confused with someone else.

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/43 "2003-09-20T00:03:58Z")

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I was. We broke up a year and a half ago.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/44 "2003-09-20T02:00:08Z")

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I’m somewhat surprised that nobody has commented on my earlier post.

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Either-
A large number of folks have me on their ignore lists.
The warning of pop-ups has discouraged anybody from clicking the link.
Or, none of the people viewing the thread find my fixation on an undying porcupine woman unusual.

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Perhaps, I can look forward to an e-mail from some Dopette informing me that she has a custom made suit and requesting an assignation.

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-dream-lover/202129/45 "2003-09-20T13:20:32Z")

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A brief hijack -

Years ago, Dean Martin recited the following poem on his TV show:  
_I’ve found the lover of my dreams  
I could not ask for more  
She’s deaf and dumb and oversexed  
And owns a liquor store_

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