# My early AM problem. (Possibly TMI)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-early-am-problem-possibly-tmi/518659>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 23, 2009, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-early-am-problem-possibly-tmi/518659 "2009-11-23T17:24:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-early-am-problem-possibly-tmi/518659/21 "2009-11-24T18:58:42Z")

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Why do you shower again after you take a dump? Do you not get to the toilet in time, sweat too much or just feel unclean?

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-early-am-problem-possibly-tmi/518659/22 "2009-11-24T19:06:44Z")

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> [@levdrakon](#):
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> For me it’s shower _then_ shit.

I f&cking hate the post-shower shit. Makes me feel like I just wasted 10 minutes.

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-early-am-problem-possibly-tmi/518659/23 "2009-11-24T20:34:13Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> Why do you shower again after you take a dump? Do you not get to the toilet in time, sweat too much or just feel unclean?

Look, the only way to know for sure you have a freshly showered butt hole is to freshly shower it. K?

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**Author:** ![Euryphaessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Euryphaessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euryphaessa)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-early-am-problem-possibly-tmi/518659/24 "2009-11-25T05:47:20Z")

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I always pee in the shower. Even if I literally just got up from the toilet and went directly into the shower, I’ll still pee a little.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2009, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-early-am-problem-possibly-tmi/518659/25 "2009-11-25T08:33:12Z")

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> [@levdrakon](#):
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> Look, the only way to know for sure you have a freshly showered butt hole is to freshly shower it. K?

They make these moist wipe things that are actually pretty good.

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