# My end is near

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-end-is-near/202256>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 18, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-end-is-near/202256 "2003-09-18T00:44:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![NotMrKnowItAll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6bbea6/32.png) [@NotMrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotMrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-end-is-near/202256/1 "2003-09-18T00:44:07Z")

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Today, three things happened to me that brought it out in bright contrast.

1. I realized I’m a SDMB-Potato. My wife’s out for “Girl’s night out,” and here I sit in front of the computer.

2. I actually laughed at the Fred Basset comic strip.

3. I thought the BC comic strip was harmlessly funny.

Oh the shame, the shame.

Straight to Hell.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-end-is-near/202256/2 "2003-09-19T22:39:27Z")

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Arrrr. Next ye’ll be quoting _Ziggy !_ Get a grip, me hearty.

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-end-is-near/202256/3 "2003-09-20T00:50:02Z")

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…and my “end” is rear! HAHAHAHAHAHA! ARRR! (squints underneath her eyepatch while scowling her dreaded scowl)  
Why can’t I stop…? Ever since I’ve become a member of this message board, strange things have been happeneing to my sense of humor! _The horror… the HORROR!_

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-end-is-near/202256/4 "2003-09-20T00:51:25Z")

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AND my spelling ability!! BLARGH! Arrr!