My English teacher just threatened to kill us.

[vivalostwages]

*Originally posted by Enderw24 *
**By all means, knock yourself out, vivalostwages.

My previous sentence, by the way, having not been part of a group, can’t be considered a topic sentence for any paragraph. So my suggestion to knock yourself out shouldn’t be taken literally. I wouldn’t want lack of context to be the grounds for any impending assault and battery charges you make against yourself. **

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My, my, this is the age of litigation, isn’t it?
Hmmmm…since neither of us has signed a tentative or binding agreement, everything should be all right.
(Well, I am a contract negotiator. Got to be careful with every single word.