# My Evening has been reduced to browsing the SDMB and eating RAW Cookie Dough.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 16, 2002, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-evening-has-been-reduced-to-browsing-the-sdmb-and-eating-raw-cookie-dough/98604 "2002-03-16T12:10:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-evening-has-been-reduced-to-browsing-the-sdmb-and-eating-raw-cookie-dough/98604/21 "2002-03-17T08:50:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Osiris \*  
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> Nah, I’m sure that as long as you eat enough you’ll not only injest a harmful bacteria but the bacteria that eats that harmful bacteria. You just eat the right amount whereas **LL** having eaten ONLY 1 spoonful failed to consume the good bacteria and suffered for it. \*\*

Yes, the proper amount is all of the cookie dough. Forget the cookies, just eat the dough.

😃

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-evening-has-been-reduced-to-browsing-the-sdmb-and-eating-raw-cookie-dough/98604/22 "2002-03-18T02:12:40Z")

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Once we went to a restaurant, and my brother and his friend put the following things in a cup, and left it on the table for the waitress to see: water, veggie pieces, pepper, coffee, salt, a bay leaf, borscht, milk, sugar, tea, napkin pieces, butter, and ice.

Then there was the time he put spaghetti, mustard and other assorted condiments on a plate and proceeded to eat it.

At the same party, he decided to combine tomato rice, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and bbq sauce; of course, he ate it…  
one of his friends wanted me to tell him when it was all done so he could look at him again… poor guy!

Since my bro doesn’t like salad dressing, guess what he uses instead? Coke! (or any other suitable soft drinks available) salad swimming in Coke… mmmmmmmmm…

At a BBQ, he put a weiner, assorted condiments, tapioca bubble tea pearls, and Triscuits in a hot dog – he ate it, of course.

He had a haggis party once (don’t ask), and decided to make a puree out of it with orange juice and Coke (and also put haggis on toast with marmalade; the marmalade made it taste better).

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-evening-has-been-reduced-to-browsing-the-sdmb-and-eating-raw-cookie-dough/98604/23 "2002-03-18T02:21:17Z")

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## quote:

Originally posted by lel

## Yes, the proper amount is all of the cookie dough. Forget the cookies, just eat the dough. 😃

Might as well do that if you’re too lazy to make the actual cookies out of the dough! Sure, it might lose a little bit out of the whole experience, but it saves you time, right? 😃

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-evening-has-been-reduced-to-browsing-the-sdmb-and-eating-raw-cookie-dough/98604/24 "2002-03-18T03:06:55Z")

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**100%** - you and your friends watched movies… and they had to go home and “cool down”? Just what kinda movies you got there buddy? Huh? Huh?

_nudge_  
_nudge_  
_wink_  
_fall off chair_

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [March 19, 2002, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-evening-has-been-reduced-to-browsing-the-sdmb-and-eating-raw-cookie-dough/98604/25 "2002-03-19T08:47:27Z")

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**Francesca** , I don’t think we want to know about what kind of movies **100%** and his buddies watch, if you know what I mean! Then again, it could have been extraordinarily hot at his place… but then again, I’m not sure if we want to go into the reasons for THAT one either! LOL!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-evening-has-been-reduced-to-browsing-the-sdmb-and-eating-raw-cookie-dough/98604/26 "2002-03-22T02:30:58Z")

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Thanks for posting this, **100%**! I was so inspired by the thread that I had to go out to Save-On Foods and buy some cookie dough to try… so now I have some double chocolate chip cookie doigh (gourmet, even) from English Bay[sup]TM[/sup].

Now, if I could only get this tub open… decadence awaits! 🙂

Yep… this stuff is good! Maybe I might even make some cookies with it… hehehe!

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-evening-has-been-reduced-to-browsing-the-sdmb-and-eating-raw-cookie-dough/98604/27 "2002-03-22T02:55:12Z")

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[Homer Simpson]  
Mmmmmm…raw cookie dough…  
[/Homer Simpson]

I’m not ashamed to admit that more than once, I’ve bought a tube of raw cookie dough with absolutely no intention of baking cookies.

Makes a great movie-watching snack. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-evening-has-been-reduced-to-browsing-the-sdmb-and-eating-raw-cookie-dough/98604/28 "2002-03-22T04:09:29Z")

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Yeah, I’m with the others who read this thread title and thought “Reduced? The SDMB and raw cookie dough sounds like a _perfect_ evening to me!”

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