# My ex was so dumb they thought

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 14, 2020, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ex-was-so-dumb-they-thought/928047 "2020-12-14T20:16:19Z")\
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**Post date:** [October 20, 2021, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ex-was-so-dumb-they-thought/928047/139 "2021-10-20T13:53:25Z")

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That could go into the [YOUR misheard lyrics](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/your-misheard-lyrics/727166) thread.

I often make up lyrics if I don’t know the words or just to be funny. (Funny in my head. I’ve never shared them.) Maybe there should be a thread for intentionally changed lyrics. Like…

On the road again  
Ain’t had no chicken since I don’t know when  
I found a farmhouse and I stole myself a hen  
Hey, it’s good to be on the road again.

Not a Country music fan, so I never learned the song. As for intentionally changing lyrics I know, there’s Good Riddance by Green Day.

Another turnip truck, a pork chop in the road…

😛

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