It’s over a month; time for an update.
I was telling a former supervisor about my little experiment (Wife hates how open I am about my quirks. Or anything else. But this is a person I have been friends with for years) and the guy across the aisle (a newer friend, but one I can trust and whose assessments I respect) volunteered that it’s “like night and day.” I’m more friendly, personable, and effective at my job. So personable that I swear I’ll end up engaged to one of these ladies before I end the call. :eek:
I’m posting less because I now have a social life. I’ve been driving my daughter to trivia night at a sports bar and I’ve begun hanging around for the game. There goes goofing off Tuesday nights.
The team consists of her, my oldest, my oldest’s roommate and friend, both of whom I’ve known half their lives, and other random friends. They say they needed an older person for some of the questions, anyway.
At a party for the roommate’s new puppy last night I had to explain to her father why an old atheist like me is a member in good standing at a church as well as Parish Librarian. He considers me a sell-out for the atheist cause because he’s a rigidly grumpy old man who is no good at trivia, while this other guy got the concept fine. I used my “I’m inconsistent as hell” excuse to no avail. 
As for the library, about twelve years ago I stumbled into the job because I couldn’t bear watching Old Mr Anderson, a stroke-out, lugging books between the library and this book rack in the narthex. I was serious about it for a couple years, less serious for a few more, then I pretty much fell away.
I’ve been driving my daughter to choir practice and services and, when it was warmer, hanging out in the parking lot, searching for a decent wi-fi signal. The weather drove me indoors, which I had been avoiding because it required me to be around people. With my new energy I looked at the library and realized I was probably still the librarian because nobody else had done anything with it. I wrote a message for the bulletin requesting newer contributions and ideas, and set to work on The Cull.
Checked out since 1985, donated by someone who is still alive, or of some value as a research tool? It can probably stay since I probably shouldn’t strip the shelves completely. Last checked out before 1985? I look deeper. Theologically suspect (generally meaning Baptist of some sort (“I’m guessing from his donations that your ex wasn’t a Lutheran.” “Nope, graduated from Moody.”), written by Billy Graham, uses quotes from the KJV, or determined by the publishing house, but sometimes meaning “just too fucking Catholic”), falling apart, printed before I was born in 1954, or a book fixed in time (usually the '70s, but some Norman Vincent Peale–who the fuck remembers Norman Vincent Peale?) earns it a place in the discard pile. Nothing so far has been simply pitched, like the creationist kids book I found during an earlier, less thorough cull; I have a problem with dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden.
However, I am not optimistic about what will come in. Too often people see a church library as a place they can ditch crap from Grandma’s attic, like they’ll go to Hell because they recycled it instead. Then there’s all that glurge out there. A lady asked if it would be okay if she donated the Christian novels her husband goes through like popcorn. Pushing down the vomit I said that, when I started, Pastor Carole had two rules: No Baptists and no fiction, and I would have to look at them before starting a fiction section. But Carole’s been gone for years (has a Methodist parish, oddly enough) and if it drives traffic I suppose I can put aside my aesthetic and theological standards.
The Cull has yielded about 40% trash, which buys a lot of shelf space for the new stuff, including DVDs and stuff aimed at a younger audience, especially tweens and teens. There are VHS tapes that will probably need to go, though with a few that will be painful.
So, the upshot is that the Ritalin seems to be doing some good. Doc assumed that I would cut down on my coffee intake. “Why?” I asked, as that was the most insane assumption I can imagine.
“So you don’t get too jittery.”
I did not go into depth about how I am a natural speed freak and LIKE the jitters and being more than a bit wired. Instead, I answered with a non-committal, “I understand decaf tastes better these days.” This is how you get refills for your controlled substances.