# My explanation of JFK (or Moon) Conspiarcy Theories **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 20, 2013, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-explanation-of-jfk-or-moon-conspiarcy-theories/674321 "2013-11-20T06:39:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-explanation-of-jfk-or-moon-conspiarcy-theories/674321/21 "2013-11-20T17:14:13Z")
It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-explanation-of-jfk-or-moon-conspiarcy-theories/674321/22 "2013-11-20T17:21:02Z")
Accidental shooting by own security detail, covered up. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-explanation-of-jfk-or-moon-conspiarcy-theories/674321/23 "2013-11-20T17:31:19Z")
> [@Ferret\_Herder](#): > > Accidental shooting by own security detail, covered up. You crazy modern players with your newfangled moves! Fine, how about I counter that with _Zapruder sells the single best piece of evidence to **Life** Magazine, who then did God-knows what else to it. Removed images? Edit the film?_ Hah! Block that! ---
**Author:** ![WreckingCrew](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wreckingcrew/32/4080_2.png) [@WreckingCrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WreckingCrew)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-explanation-of-jfk-or-moon-conspiarcy-theories/674321/24 "2013-11-20T18:01:32Z")
Zapruder? Yawn. Texas oil man (C.I.A. cover, of course) George H. W. Bush was on the scene to direct the hit orchestrated by his fellow Skull and Bones cronies in the ultimate example of the fierce Harvard/Yale rivalry that has been the true impetus for 73% of U.S. political, diplomatic, and military activity since Yalie William Howard Taft replaced Harvard man Teddy Roosevelt. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-explanation-of-jfk-or-moon-conspiarcy-theories/674321/25 "2013-11-20T18:29:17Z")
> [@Accidental\_Martyr](#): > > It’s a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! And smothered in secret sauce! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-explanation-of-jfk-or-moon-conspiarcy-theories/674321/26 "2013-11-20T19:16:14Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > _Somebody_ just got whooshed there. In case it’s **Mr. Miskatonic** , [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mornington_Crescent_(game)) might shed some light on this thread (and **QuickSilver** ’s post). I’m sorry, but it’s _in Nidd_ for **Mr. Miskatonic**. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-explanation-of-jfk-or-moon-conspiarcy-theories/674321/27 "2013-11-21T16:05:50Z")
OSWALD ACTED ALONE! [punches Accidental Martyr in the dick] ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-explanation-of-jfk-or-moon-conspiarcy-theories/674321/28 "2013-11-21T19:02:04Z")
Owwwwww! ---
**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-explanation-of-jfk-or-moon-conspiarcy-theories/674321/29 "2013-11-21T19:03:31Z")
Bam! Right in his grassy knoll. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-explanation-of-jfk-or-moon-conspiarcy-theories/674321.md?page=1)