# My eyes! Oh yea Gods! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 23, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332 "2007-02-23T03:37:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/1 "2007-02-23T03:37:44Z")
[Work Safe](http://www.yonkis.com/imagenes01/carnaval2007/pages/pitufos.htm) Brainy Smurf is **hung**! I need a shower. ---
**Author:** ![Sock\_of\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@Sock\_of\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_of_Doom)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/2 "2007-02-23T03:57:29Z")
Thanks. Now I won’t be able to sleep. They’re going to haunt my dreams. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/3 "2007-02-23T04:04:04Z")
There goes another fond memento of my childhood. ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/4 "2007-02-23T04:09:43Z")
[QUOTE=Inner Stickler] There goes another fond memento of childhood. [/QUOTE] Actually, they’ve been gone for a while now. [UNICEF killed them.](http://www.metacafe.com/watch/139689/bomb_the_smurfs/) ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/5 "2007-02-23T04:19:47Z")
Well, see I managed to avoid watching that video because I am on dialup and video is a pain, but I have this thing about links and clicking… ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/6 "2007-02-23T05:11:19Z")
Hey, wait a minute! Are there _two_ Smurfettes, or is somebody cross-dressing? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/7 "2007-02-23T08:17:11Z")
[QUOTE=AskNott] Hey, wait a minute! Are there _two_ Smurfettes, or is somebody cross-dressing? :eek: [/QUOTE] Oh, there were two, actually! Smurfette and kid-Smurfette (or whatever she was called in English). Remember the three Smurf kids? The redhead with long hair was a girl-smurf 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/8 "2007-02-23T13:22:57Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] [Work Safe](http://www.yonkis.com/imagenes01/carnaval2007/pages/pitufos.htm) Brainy Smurf is **hung**! I need a shower. [/QUOTE] Naw, I’m thinking it’s all potatoes and no meat. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/9 "2007-02-23T13:54:52Z")
Yeah, not work safe. “Blocked by Websense. Category: sex” _shakes fist_ ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/10 "2007-02-23T13:55:47Z")
Who’s that in the back? Drunk Homie Smurf? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/11 "2007-02-23T13:58:31Z")
Great. Just as the memories and scars of Tronman had faded, now you give us Smurfman. At least there’s no cameltoe. Not that this makes it any better. [sub]Mental floss, mental floss … I know I left it around here somewhere.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/12 "2007-02-23T15:58:16Z")
:eek: Is this from an upcoming episode of _CSI_? ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/13 "2007-02-23T16:03:36Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Yeah, not work safe. “Blocked by Websense. Category: sex” _shakes fist_ [/QUOTE] Sorry about that. ☹ There’s no nudity. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/14 "2007-02-23T16:06:32Z")
[QUOTE=Diceman] Actually, they’ve been gone for a while now. [UNICEF killed them.](http://www.metacafe.com/watch/139689/bomb_the_smurfs/) [/QUOTE] The UN occasionally gets something right! ---
**Author:** ![badkittypriestess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8baadc/32.png) [@badkittypriestess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badkittypriestess)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/15 "2007-02-23T16:12:44Z")
\*Oh My Og!! \* {{rocks back and forth saying they will go away, they will go away}} ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/16 "2007-02-23T16:15:15Z")
A friend sent me this picture. Pitch forks and torches at her place? Mid-night-ish? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2007, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-eyes-oh-yea-gods/393332/17 "2007-02-23T16:18:43Z")
[QUOTE=The Chao Goes Mu] Naw, I’m thinking it’s all potatoes and no meat. [/QUOTE] That’s totally a sock-bulge. Brainy stuffs his crotch!