# My Fantasy. Whats yours lately?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2005, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097 "2005-09-11T13:17:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097/21 "2005-09-14T17:40:20Z")

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I just had to share, in regards to my fantasy,I got an email today congratulating me on getting a mention on the Idols site that I mentioned. Turns out they gave me a little blurb on the front page praising my blog; all day emails of approval have been pouring in. maybe my fantasy isn it so far\_fetched afterall, hey? of course now my dsl is down and I can only surf with my pocket PC (so excuse any errors) but hopefully it will be fixed soonso I can deliver to my newly acquired fans 😉

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097/22 "2005-09-14T18:33:29Z")

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**GrizzRich** , what are the chances that two seperate people have _the exact same fantasy_ after reading the OP? Down to the unheard-of Redskins defensive lineman who had always been a center.

#51 Madd Maxx.  
_Braves on the warpath,  
Fight for Ol’ D.C.!_

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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097/23 "2005-09-14T21:48:01Z")

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> [@Madd Maxx](#):
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> **GrizzRich** , what are the chances that two seperate people have _the exact same fantasy_ after reading the OP? Down to the unheard-of Redskins defensive lineman who had always been a center.
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> #51 Madd Maxx.  
> _Braves on the warpath,  
> Fight for Ol’ D.C.!_

I’ve darn near ALWAYS wanted to play for the Redskins.

That _specific_ fantasy was spawned by the one written by **grienspace**

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097/24 "2005-09-14T22:03:24Z")

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Ten minutes to yell at GWB. No violence, he can have his bodyguards, but I get an uninterrupted ten-minute tirade.

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**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097/25 "2005-09-14T22:45:12Z")

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> [@fushj00mang](#):
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> Not a bad dream, but have you ever eaten an MRE? You’d be alleviating one type of misery simply to replace it with another. 😉

English majors eat mac & cheese, not MREs. So, no. 🙂

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**Author:** ![yerba\_buena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7ea924/32.png) [@yerba\_buena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yerba_buena)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097/26 "2005-09-15T00:10:29Z")

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> [@Epimetheus](#):
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> My fantasy is to meet a woman in college that is intelligent, focused, likely a science major with an artistic hobby that likes to dance, watch bad movies, and is a huge nerd. And to top it all off, she is very interested in me.

Not to rub it in your face, Epimetheus, but I did exactly that and it’s everything it’s cracked up to be. 😃

She shot me down the first time I asked her out, but we ended up together so it’s all good. She’s now my wife and we watch Star Trek: The Next Generation on DVD together.

Life is beautiful.

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**Author:** ![Campion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Campion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Campion)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097/27 "2005-09-15T00:11:08Z")

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My oh so mundane fantasy:

I come home from work. There’s a man in my kitchen, and dinner smells incredible. He hands me a martini, with extra olives, just like I like it.

He says, “I’ve fixed the upstairs toilet and the leaky faucet. I replaced those lightbulbs and cleared out the garden, and tomorrow I’ll install the fountain. While I was out doing the grocery shopping, I dropped off your dry cleaning and your shoes. I also stopped at the cable company and dealt with that problem with the bill. Tomorrow, you should take my car into work and I’ll put air in your tires and wash your car for you. Oh, and I got tickets to that play you wanted to see for Saturday night. We can try a new restaurant for dinner if you want.”

Yeah, I realize it’s mundane, but lord it would be good.

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**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097/28 "2005-09-15T00:14:12Z")

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> [@Campion](#):
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> My oh so mundane fantasy:
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> I come home from work. There’s a man in my kitchen, and dinner smells incredible. He hands me a martini, with extra olives, just like I like it.
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> He says, “I’ve fixed the upstairs toilet and the leaky faucet. I replaced those lightbulbs and cleared out the garden, and tomorrow I’ll install the fountain. While I was out doing the grocery shopping, I dropped off your dry cleaning and your shoes. I also stopped at the cable company and dealt with that problem with the bill. Tomorrow, you should take my car into work and I’ll put air in your tires and wash your car for you. Oh, and I got tickets to that play you wanted to see for Saturday night. We can try a new restaurant for dinner if you want.”
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> Yeah, I realize it’s mundane, but lord it would be good.

Agreed.

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**Author:** ![Campion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Campion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Campion)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097/29 "2005-09-15T00:18:03Z")

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> [@Atheist Princess](#):
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> Agreed.

Truthfully, my fantasy could end after “I come home from work” and I’d be just as happy. Although a martini sounds so . . . ah, well, back to work.

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**Author:** ![kaiwik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaiwik/32/3978_2.png) [@kaiwik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaiwik)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097/30 "2005-09-15T02:17:53Z")

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Mine is that Exxon will do what’s right and pay out the settlements from the Exxon Valdez disaster.

Mundane, not so much. Fantasy, completely.

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097/31 "2005-09-15T07:58:44Z")

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Another update on my fantasy… which is rapidly nearing realization. I got an email from the editor wanting to know if I’d be interested in attending the live spectaculars, rrsults shows and press conferences as well as possibly interviewing the Top 12. I’m so excited thhat I can barely sit. Woo hoo to dreams becoming reality!

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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fantasy-whats-yours-lately/321097/32 "2005-09-20T04:54:02Z")

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> [@grienspace](#):
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> …My brother, who is 10 times the Cowboy fan that I am is jealous…

Bet he’s chewing a hole in his hat right about now.

Redskins 14; Cowboys 13

BOO-YAH!

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