# My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530 "2011-03-30T17:44:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![alounacara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6de8d8/32.png) [@alounacara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alounacara)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/1 "2011-03-30T17:44:42Z")
The fat sloppy bitch does it all the time when my girlfriend is at work. I wonder if i could get her arrested for being a daylight peeker? She weighs way over 300lbs ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/2 "2011-03-30T17:51:20Z")
How is her weight related to her peeking in on you?? ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/3 "2011-03-30T17:53:14Z")
Do you live in Canada? If so, [I have a suggestion.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=299211) ---
**Author:** ![alounacara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6de8d8/32.png) [@alounacara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alounacara)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/4 "2011-03-30T17:53:18Z")
I closed the blinds but shes still peeking thru them ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/5 "2011-03-30T18:00:47Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > I closed the blinds but shes still peeking thru them Those two actions are mutually exclusive. Try again. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/6 "2011-03-30T18:08:00Z")
So… **alounacara**. Did you lurk much before you signed up here? What led you here? Cuz you’re not really feeling like one of us. I don’t mean that in an unwelcoming way but, well, as regards spelling, logic, birthiness…you’re kind of on the other side of the fence compared to those who don’t get pitted regularly. Just sayin. ---
**Author:** ![alounacara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6de8d8/32.png) [@alounacara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alounacara)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/7 "2011-03-30T18:11:38Z")
I did not lurk at all ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/8 "2011-03-30T18:12:26Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > She weighs way over 300lbs At what weight would peeking at you be permissible? Also, just to be clear, are we talking “standing right outside your window”, in which case you might indeed want to get the police involved, or “visible inside her house across the street”, in which case it appears you may be doing some peeking of your own. Actually, why don’t you just go over there, introduce yourself, and say, “Just thought you’d like to get a better look at all this awesomeness”, then report back on what happens next? ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/9 "2011-03-30T18:13:17Z")
You guys are actually seriously responding? This place has got to be a troll’s wet dream, I swear. ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/10 "2011-03-30T18:14:10Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > So… **alounacara**. Did you lurk much before you signed up here? What led you here? Cuz you’re not really feeling like one of us. I don’t mean that in an unwelcoming way but, well, as regards spelling, logic, birthiness…you’re kind of on the other side of the fence compared to those who don’t get pitted regularly. Just sayin. It’s almost if someone signed up on the SDMB with the sole intention to start a wannabe inflammatory thread just to rile up the guppies. Naah, that can’t be it… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/11 "2011-03-30T18:16:26Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > You guys are actually seriously responding? This place has got to be a troll’s wet dream, I swear. Sorry, can’t hear you all that well over those damned bees… ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/12 "2011-03-30T18:17:15Z")
The OP needs to get together with the [guy who was convinced his neighbor](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=573426) on the above floor was “following” him throughout his apartment. ---
**Author:** ![alounacara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6de8d8/32.png) [@alounacara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alounacara)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/13 "2011-03-30T18:18:30Z")
Boy you guys play rough in here ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/14 "2011-03-30T18:18:46Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Sorry, can’t hear you all that well over those damned bees… I’ll start speaking in flashcards like Wile E. Coyote. 🙂 In all seriousness, I heartily endorse your suggestion: ““Just thought you’d like to get a better look at all this awesomeness”, then report back on what happens next?” ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/15 "2011-03-30T18:19:23Z")
> [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#): > > It’s almost if someone signed up on the SDMB with the sole intention to start a wannabe inflammatory thread just to rile up the guppies. > > Naah, that can’t be it… I resent that. I’m a bit eccentric sometimes, sure. Maybe a bit goofy at times, but I’ve never intentionally started a fight here! ---
**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/16 "2011-03-30T18:28:20Z")
If she wants to look give her something to look at. You should “Rear Window” this Mrs Kravitz ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/17 "2011-03-30T18:35:50Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > Boy you guys play rough in here If you honestly think this thread is rough, you clearly haven’t lurked here any. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/18 "2011-03-30T18:40:45Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > The fat sloppy bitch does it all the time when my girlfriend is at work. > > I wonder if i could get her arrested for being a daylight peeker? > > She weighs way over 300lbs Invite her in, give her some cake. I bet she would do a few things…for you. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/19 "2011-03-30T18:53:04Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > You guys are actually seriously responding? This place has got to be a troll’s wet dream, I swear. Are you kidding? This thread is comedy gold. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/20 "2011-03-30T18:56:41Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Sorry, can’t hear you all that well over those damned bees… Living in this complex world of the future is not unlike having bees live inside your head. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530.md?page=2)