# My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530 "2011-03-30T17:44:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/41 "2011-03-31T01:14:06Z")
> [@Cell\_Guy](#): > > But I am sloppy. I do my best, but sometimes the Cheetos just don’t make it into my mouth, ya know? Luckily my gut catches them so instead of reaching for the bag all I have to do is reach down. My Snuggy has the Cheetos 5000 stain proofing coating. You should look into that. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/42 "2011-03-31T01:50:10Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > The fat sloppy bitch does it all the time when my girlfriend is at work. > > I wonder if i could get her arrested for being a daylight peeker? > > She weighs way over 300lbs I am having the exact same problem! a daylight peeking 300+lb sloppy bitch! OMG, this is so bizarre. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/43 "2011-03-31T01:55:34Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > My Snuggy has the Cheetos 5000 stain proofing coating. You should look into that. Oh, yeah? Well _my_ Snuggie Deluxe has a Cheetos Catcher _Pocket_, lined with that kind of foil stuff they make individual packaging out of; that way, the Cheetos fall _directly_ into the Catcher Pocket, and stay fresh for when I want them! Plus the foil type material protects them from excess body fluids that _may_ occur as a result of me being too disgustingly fat to get out of my chair in time to make it to the bathroom, or _may_ result as a by-product of peeping at the OP’s perfectly chiseled frame through the window blinds! Oh, yeah, as an Extra Free Bonus, my Snuggie Deluxe came with Special Window-Blind Defeating binoculars! All I had to do was pay separate processing and handling! I’m tellin’ ya, you have to watch network TV at 3AM to get deals like this. ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/44 "2011-03-31T02:08:31Z")
> [@Cort](#): > > How’d you get a fat chick to hang around your house? > > Piece of cake > > sub[/sub] No, PIE! You must have PIE! > [@alounacara](#): > > I just took the trash out and she went back home So, I guess you’re not on the 2nd floor of a courtyard building? 'Cause you leave your bedroom blinds open, and me being on the 3rd floor on the other side, I can see you when you’re sleeping. Why do you sleep with the lights on? I have binoculars in my nightstand, and a vibrator in the 2nd drawer. I don’t weigh _that_ much, though. ---
**Author:** ![Cell\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@Cell\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cell_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/45 "2011-03-31T02:50:12Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Oh, yeah? Well _my_ Snuggie Deluxe has a Cheetos Catcher _Pocket_, lined with that kind of foil stuff they make individual packaging out of; that way, the Cheetos fall _directly_ into the Catcher Pocket, and stay fresh for when I want them! Plus the foil type material protects them from excess body fluids that _may_ occur as a result of me being too disgustingly fat to get out of my chair in time to make it to the bathroom, or _may_ result as a by-product of peeping at the OP’s perfectly chiseled frame through the window blinds! > > Oh, yeah, as an Extra Free Bonus, my Snuggie Deluxe came with Special Window-Blind Defeating binoculars! All I had to do was pay separate processing and handling! > > I’m tellin’ ya, you have to watch network TV at 3AM to get deals like this. You still get up to go to the bathroom? What you need is the Super Lazee Fat Boy 3000. Comes with a built in toilet! I never have to get up again. It comes with 10 external pockets for all my snacks, a refrigerated cooler in the arm rest for my Mountain Dew, and a built in fan for those hot days (which are most, what with my girth). Plus, the fan keeps Ho-Hos that haven’t made it to their final destination from melting to my skin. The best part? It lifts up to help you get the best view of your neighbor’s window! ---
**Author:** ![alounacara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6de8d8/32.png) [@alounacara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alounacara)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/46 "2011-03-31T06:21:21Z")
Yeah you guys can just yuck it up at my expense i guess… Anyway the bitch is back and lurking around outside my house and its 1:18 am I always know when shes outside my patio window because kitty jumps up on the couch and peeks back thru the slats. Yeah its real funny yuk yuk good times unless its happening to you ---
**Author:** ![Shmendrik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shmendrik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmendrik)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/47 "2011-03-31T06:36:49Z")
I shouldn’t read these boards so late at night. I read the title as “My fat neighbor is peeing on me again.” ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/48 "2011-03-31T06:37:48Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > I just took the trash out and she went back home It’s not polite to refer to a lady as “trash.” ---
**Author:** ![alounacara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6de8d8/32.png) [@alounacara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alounacara)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/49 "2011-03-31T07:05:19Z")
That reply just deflated this whole thread ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/50 "2011-03-31T07:33:54Z")
> [@Cell\_Guy](#): > > You still get up to go to the bathroom? What you need is the Super Lazee Fat Boy 3000. Comes with a built in toilet! I never have to get up again. It comes with 10 external pockets for all my snacks, a refrigerated cooler in the arm rest for my Mountain Dew, and a built in fan for those hot days (which are most, what with my girth). Plus, the fan keeps Ho-Hos that haven’t made it to their final destination from melting to my skin. The best part? It lifts up to help you get the best view of your neighbor’s window! I know what _I’m_ asking for for Christmas! > [@alounacara](#): > > That reply just deflated this whole thread Psssst. I don’t think it was _that reply_ that’s the problem with this thread. IMHO, of course! ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/51 "2011-03-31T07:37:53Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > The fat sloppy bitch does it all the time when my girlfriend is at work. > > I wonder if i could get her arrested for being a daylight peeker? > > She weighs way over 300lbs Would I be errant in any way by suggesting that this thread would not have happened if your ‘daylight peeker’ weighed 100lb? Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![alounacara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6de8d8/32.png) [@alounacara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alounacara)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/52 "2011-03-31T07:47:03Z")
The last one that peeked at me weighed 120 lbs and she had a nicer demenour Her teeth were all fucked up from drugs but that did not deter me. I wish she would come back over because i have a damn good Iranian dentist that worked wonders on my grill a few years back ---
**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/53 "2011-03-31T07:57:05Z")
Are you saying this woman is on your property? Or is it shared property that both houses have? I’m confused. ---
**Author:** ![alounacara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6de8d8/32.png) [@alounacara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alounacara)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/54 "2011-03-31T08:06:39Z")
Nope the fatty 2X4 is on my property ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/55 "2011-03-31T08:29:51Z")
Phone the cOps. ---
**Author:** ![alounacara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6de8d8/32.png) [@alounacara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alounacara)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/56 "2011-03-31T08:39:21Z")
Fuck no they would just arrest me for a DIP even though im just sitting in my living room with my kitties ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/57 "2011-03-31T09:11:27Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > That reply just deflated this whole thread I think it was already deflated long before I stepped in. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/58 "2011-03-31T09:26:27Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > Fuck no they would just arrest me for a DIP even though im just sitting in my living room with my kitties DIP? Drunk in public? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/59 "2011-03-31T09:53:32Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > Yeah you guys can just yuck it up at my expense i guess… > Anyway the bitch is back and lurking around outside my house and its 1:18 am > > I always know when shes outside my patio window because kitty jumps up on the couch and peeks back thru the slats. > > Yeah its real funny yuk yuk good times unless its happening to you Have you tried actually speaking to her about it? Here are some helpful phrases that fat people understand. (I speak fat.) Hey, what you doing? Please stop doing that. If you do not stop doing that, I will call the police. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/60 "2011-03-31T09:55:04Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > The last one that peeked at me weighed 120 lbs and she had a nicer demenour > Her teeth were all fucked up from drugs but that did not deter me. > > I wish she would come back over because i have a damn good Iranian dentist that worked wonders on my grill a few years back How do you know the 120 peeker was Iranian? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530.md?page=4)