# My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530 "2011-03-30T17:44:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/61 "2011-03-31T10:06:18Z")
> [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](#): > > I think we should agree on some sort of threshold weight at which it is acceptable to peek at people. Here is something to get us started. > \<100lbs - probably a child, or one of those creepy skinny people - may not peek. > 100lbs-150lbs - most likely one of those weird people obsessed with their body fat percentage - may not peek. Dammit, I think I’m too light to peek ☹ (anyone got pie?) ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/62 "2011-03-31T11:56:28Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > No, PIE! You must have PIE! I misread that as “PEI! PEI” and thought she must really be big to devour Prince Edward Island. ---
**Author:** ![dawson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@dawson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dawson)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/63 "2011-03-31T12:12:26Z")
Does anyone else keep reading the title of this thread and missing the K? Cause that would present a whole different set of problems. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/64 "2011-03-31T12:24:25Z")
Set a bear trap for her with bon bons. ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/65 "2011-03-31T13:10:40Z")
So you’ve had not one, but \*\*two \*\*peekers? Two people who are so interested in you that they feel the need to violate your privacy and disturb you at all times of day? Interesting.:dubious: Maybe it’s the garbage you’re putting out. Are your trash bags full of cake? Or delicious, delicious pie? Maybe they’re just waiting for you to bring out more trash. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/66 "2011-03-31T13:34:55Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > The last one that peeked at me weighed 120 lbs and she had a nicer demenour I rented a place once where the lady next door was convinced the tenant who preceded me had been spying on her. By the time I moved out a year later, she was saying the same things about me, even though I was paying approximately zero attention to her. Hadn’t thought of that lady in decades, but this post by the OP reminded me. ---
**Author:** ![MN\_Maenad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e95f7d/32.png) [@MN\_Maenad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MN_Maenad)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/67 "2011-03-31T13:37:54Z")
I’m sorry, but when you have a lightswitch rave going on every night, people get curious. Either that, or you’re stealing their cats. ETA the obligatory “I just LOVE spring break”. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/68 "2011-03-31T13:49:23Z")
> [@Shmendrik](#): > > I shouldn’t read these boards so late at night. I read the title as “My fat neighbor is peeing on me again.” I gotta a link for that. ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/69 "2011-03-31T15:13:40Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > I gotta a link for that. Funny, I don’t remember giving you access to my website. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/70 "2011-03-31T15:20:59Z")
As for the OP, I got nothing. But for y’all who want to attract fatass peeking toms, I have the ultimate solution that will end the pie vs. cake debate forever: [CHERPUMPLE!](http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304316404575580630406169718.html) ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/71 "2011-03-31T15:21:40Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > DIP? Drunk in public? Booze would explain this thread, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/72 "2011-03-31T15:31:45Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > The last one that peeked at me weighed 120 lbs and she had a nicer demenour > Her teeth were all fucked up from drugs but that did not deter me. Why are all these people peeking at you? And you sure are hard to please – 300 pounds out of the question; 120 pounds okay but has to have good teeth. And what did her bad teeth and/or meth addiction not deter you from doing exactly? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/73 "2011-03-31T15:34:24Z")
> [@hermette](#): > > Dammit, I think I’m too light to peek ☹ > > (anyone got pie?) Awww - you can peek on me sweetie. Is 8:00 good for you? I’ll leave the kitchen blinds open - that way you can peek from the backyard. I’ll even leave a piece of pie on the deck. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/74 "2011-03-31T15:51:20Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > As for the OP, I got nothing. > > But for y’all who want to attract fatass peeking toms, I have the ultimate solution that will end the pie vs. cake debate forever: > > [CHERPUMPLE!](http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304316404575580630406169718.html) Holy hell! From the article: “a three-layer cake with an entire pie baked into each layer—a cherry pie baked inside a white cake, a pumpkin pie baked inside a yellow cake and an apple pie baked inside a spice cake … sealed … with a coat of cream-cheese frosting.” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_of\_the\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@Lady\_of\_the\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_of_the_Lake)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/75 "2011-03-31T16:13:25Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > Yeah you guys can just yuck it up at my expense i guess… > Anyway the bitch is back and lurking around outside my house and its 1:18 am > > I always know when shes outside my patio window because kitty jumps up on the couch and peeks back thru the slats. > > Yeah its real funny yuk yuk good times unless its happening to you I may have some advice as I also have dealt with window peekers. Well, not so much as window peekers, as all the people driving by our house. We had a big glass window and faced a busy road, and I was fighting with my sister so I decided that I’d teach her a lesson by boldly posing for everyone. Because though it was my naked body I was showing everyone HER underwear. To this day she still remembers my nefarious deed. What I’m trying to say is…just walk around naked. Maybe masturbate. If it worked for me in getting delicious revenge, it can work for you! If the problem persists you could invite[Master Wang-Ka](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4600087&postcount=31%29.%20In%20this%20thread%20%28http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=242716&highlight=witnes) over and tell him she’s a Jehovahs Witness. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheField](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@LilyoftheField](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheField)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/76 "2011-03-31T16:26:03Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > I rented a place once where the lady next door was convinced the tenant who preceded me had been spying on her. > > By the time I moved out a year later, she was saying the same things about me, even though I was paying approximately zero attention to her. > > Hadn’t thought of that lady in decades, but this post by the OP reminded me. Well…maybe it had something to do with your weight? Were you between 120 and 300 pounds? 'cuz that would explain everything… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/77 "2011-03-31T16:29:31Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > Yeah you guys can just yuck it up at my expense i guess… > Anyway the bitch is back and lurking around outside my house and its 1:18 am > > I always know when shes outside my patio window because kitty jumps up on the couch and peeks back thru the slats. > > Yeah its real funny yuk yuk good times unless its happening to you May I ask what exactly you expect from us? Do you want us to run over there and scare her off, possibly bringing a pie to console you? Do you want advice above and beyond what you’ve already gotten? Diet tips you can paste on the outside of your window? Commiseration about how badly fat bitches suck? What? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/78 "2011-03-31T16:30:32Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Yeah, the MPSIMS crowd has some pretty rough customers. I suggest you start a thread in the BBQ Pit about fat people, or bitchy waitresses expecting tips. The regulars there will be much nicer to you. Or just make it a fat bitchy waitress expecting tips. Then you only need one thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/79 "2011-03-31T16:42:17Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > Yeah you guys can just yuck it up at my expense i guess… > Anyway the bitch is back and lurking around outside my house and its 1:18 am > > I always know when shes outside my patio window because kitty jumps up on the couch and peeks back thru the slats. > > Yeah its real funny yuk yuk good times unless its happening to you We told you to call the police. What else can we do? ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/80 "2011-03-31T17:25:38Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Or just make it a fat bitchy waitress expecting tips. Then you only need one thread. 😃 Nah, you have to make it _perfect_ by proving she declaws her cats, too. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530.md?page=5)