# My fat neighbor is peeking in on me again. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2011, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530 "2011-03-30T17:44:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/81 "2011-03-31T17:35:55Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > We told you to call the police. What else can we do? Gather outside his place and look in his window? Meanwhile, on a much more important subject: [Quote=ugly ripe tomato] But for y’all who want to attract fatass peeking toms, I have the ultimate solution that will end the pie vs. cake debate forever: CHERPUMPLE! [/Quote] Thank you. Now I know what should be served for dessert after a turducken. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/82 "2011-03-31T17:52:45Z")
> [@alounacara](#): > > the bitch is back Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/83 "2011-03-31T17:57:47Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact. 😛 Great, now I’m picturing his neighbor as a fat woman with stubby fingers, a gap in her front teeth, and enormous flashy glasses. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/77aa72/32.png) [@Cort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cort)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/84 "2011-03-31T22:34:26Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > No, PIE! You must have PIE! I did. She ate it. I used to have a pitbull, too. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2011, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/85 "2011-03-31T23:06:25Z")
What you need to do is open the shades, but then cover your window in pictures that will scare her away. [You’re](http://www.wizardrecipes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/celery2.jpg) [welcome,](http://www.treadmillreview.net/Horizon-T83-Treadmill.jpg) [new](http://www.medicalscale1.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/food-scale.jpg) [fella](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0fkf49HyjzY/TS-3VQZfWZI/AAAAAAAAB2Q/tYq43HJWiDM/s1600/soap.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/86 "2011-04-01T03:28:34Z")
Maybe the OP should go stare into the fat lady’s apartment. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/87 "2011-04-01T05:00:25Z")
> [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](#): > > \<100lbs - probably a child, or one of those creepy skinny people - may not peek. > . . . > 150lbs-200lbs - perfect peeking weight, may even use binoculars and night vision goggles. Thank you so much! Sometimes you see the Dear Abby advice to print the letter and show it to your husband/wife/girlfriend/pet dog/etc., and this is exactly what I needed to show my wife why _I_ can go peaking, but she’s too thin. Except I’m an Iranian meth addict with bad teeth.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/88 "2011-04-01T05:02:12Z")
> [@TokyoPlayer](#): > > Except I’m an Iranian meth addict with bad teeth.☹ _Scoff_ Redundant. Show me an Iranian who is _not_ a meth addict with bad teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/89 "2011-04-01T05:22:57Z")
Oh wow, after looking into that snuggie, I just saw where the SNUGGIETRON 3000 is rumored to come out in June! I can’t wait because the foil pocket will now have a heating element. I can finally have a hot pocket in my hot pocket! ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/90 "2011-04-01T06:04:52Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > _Scoff_ Redundant. Show me an Iranian who is _not_ a meth addict with bad teeth. My Taiwanese-Iranian wife is a meth addict and _all_ of her teeth are false. I won’t let her peep in windows because she’s only 98 lbs., so she’s reduced to peeping out our windows, but they open onto the wall of the neighbor’s house, so it’s not as exciting. ---
**Author:** ![Carmady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@Carmady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carmady)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2011, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/91 "2011-04-01T06:14:20Z")
Have you checked to make sure you aren’t accidentally in her house instead of yours, and she is peeking in to see if you are gone yet and she safely enter her own home and go to bed? ---
**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/92 "2011-04-03T15:11:46Z")
You really shouldn’t ridicule the poster as I know exactly what he’s going through. Some years ago both Jennifer Anniston and Anna Kournakova used to harrass me in exactly the same way. That, and make obscene phone calls to me day and night. In the end,and I really am ashamed to say this,I did the cowardly thing and submitted to their frequent and unbridled sexual demands though they seemed to be incessant , day after day, night after night. I still feel the humiliation of what I let them make me do to them. Luckily for me they seemed to stop fancying me when I came off of the medication. I just hope that they’ve learned their lesson and never bother me again. Bitches, both of them. ---
**Author:** ![xoferew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/e9a140/32.png) [@xoferew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xoferew)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530/93 "2011-04-03T15:40:55Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > I know what _I’m_ asking for for Christmas! Speaking of which, could the large person in question be Mrs. Claus, scoping out whether or not her husband will fit down your chimney this winter? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fat-neighbor-is-peeking-in-on-me-again/576530.md?page=4)