# My Favorite Headline Of The Day

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favorite-headline-of-the-day/549170>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favorite-headline-of-the-day/549170 "2010-08-04T17:32:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favorite-headline-of-the-day/549170/1 "2010-08-04T17:32:16Z")

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[Millville woman vows to kill cops, throw feces and have abortion following robbery arrest in Vineland](http://www.nj.com/cumberland/index.ssf/2010/08/millville_woman_vows_to_kill_c.html)

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> Tice allegedly made several threats to kill the police officers involved in the investigation, both during her arrest and while being processed at police headquarters.
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> She also screamed that she was going to defecate in an interview room and hurl feces at the officers, and also indicated she was going to have an abortion so she could claim she had a miscarriage due to the way she was handled following her arrest, according to police. The police report did not indicate if Tice was pregnant.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favorite-headline-of-the-day/549170/2 "2010-08-06T12:39:34Z")

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> Millville woman vows to kill cops, throw feces and have abortion

IOW: just another normal day.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2010, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favorite-headline-of-the-day/549170/3 "2010-08-06T12:44:20Z")

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Another feature for the next “Primates Gone Wild” video.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favorite-headline-of-the-day/549170/4 "2010-08-07T15:21:57Z")

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That is quite the Trifecta.

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favorite-headline-of-the-day/549170/5 "2010-08-08T02:03:48Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Another feature for the next “Primates Gone Wild” video.

No, that one features Joseph Ratzinger killing cops, throwing feces, and having an abortion.