# My favourite pornstar replied to my msg on myspace! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 3, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224 "2006-05-03T13:24:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/21 "2006-05-03T22:02:53Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [One of your extended network ladies is quite a cutie!](http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=96157) Oh boy… just when you think it’s safe to make a comment about an anonymous Canadian lady type person you will never ever run into in million, billion years … and she’s a doper. 😛 Going to hide somewhere now. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/22 "2006-05-03T22:07:13Z")
**Astro** , if you desire, just whisper your lewd comments to me. I’ll happily blurt em out. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/23 "2006-05-04T01:05:24Z")
Wow, well, that pretty much made my day. Haha. _skips away, spring in step_ ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/24 "2006-05-04T02:32:43Z")
I met a porn star! Aria Giovanni, in fact. She was really nice and sweet, and smelled absolutely intoxicating. Photographic proof (don’t worry, it’s completely work-safe): [http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/bigbadvoodoolou/louandaria.jpg](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/bigbadvoodoolou/louandaria.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/25 "2006-05-04T03:03:50Z")
> [@kawaiitentaclebeast](#): > > Dude, she’s [right here!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?userid=33675) I thought that was a complete whoosh. That was definitely one of the funniest exchanges I’ve ever seen on here. Congrats on the pr0nstar thing, kawaiitentaclebeast. You’re definitely right about her page layout, though. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/26 "2006-05-04T03:10:28Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > No, no no…you were right the first time. > > 😃 I thought the kids today did that mostly for free. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/27 "2006-05-04T03:25:02Z")
> [@rinni](#): > > Wow, well, that pretty much made my day. Haha. > > _skips away, spring in step_ So, anyways…how you doin? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/28 "2006-05-04T03:26:42Z")
> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > I met a porn star! Aria Giovanni, in fact. She was really nice and sweet, and smelled absolutely intoxicating. > > Photographic proof (don’t worry, it’s completely work-safe): [http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/bigbadvoodoolou/louandaria.jpg](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/bigbadvoodoolou/louandaria.jpg) Um, yeah. I’d hit that. Multiple times, too. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/29 "2006-05-04T03:54:24Z")
> [@kawaiitentaclebeast](#): > > There’ll be an extra spring in my step today. Is that all? I was thinking a spring somewhere else as well. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/30 "2006-05-04T04:17:17Z")
Okay. This thread has only 28 responses, yet it has 1049 views. Some of your viewers aren’t fessing up to your porn addictions. Out with em! ---
**Author:** ![Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Throatwarbler_Mangrove)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/31 "2006-05-04T04:53:31Z")
Silence you fools! If **rinni** stumbles into this thread and sees herself being mentioned in the context of pornstars, my chances with her will be ruined! Oh…er…crap. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/32 "2006-05-04T05:04:29Z")
You know, **rinni,** \*\*Mr. Beast \*\* is a fine example of Canadianness. He’s a great conversationalist, has a wonderful sense of humor, and he’s got _exquisite_ tastes in wines. I’d label him a “catch” and if i were a homosexual, which I’m not (not that there’s anything wrong with that), I would gladly make love to this man. Pounce, woman. Pounce before he’s un-pouncable! …is it working yet, **kawaiitentaclebeast**? ---
**Author:** ![MrJackboots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MrJackboots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrJackboots)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/33 "2006-05-04T06:13:35Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > Okay. This thread has only 28 responses, yet it has 1049 views. Some of your viewers aren’t fessing up to your porn addictions. Out with em! [Sayaka Kusunoki](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/spacker/Sayaka.jpg), my present nomination for Prettiest Human Being on Earth. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/34 "2006-05-04T06:14:27Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > You know, **rinni,** \*\*Mr. Beast \*\* is a fine example of Canadianness. [/SIZE] From the writer of [The Professor and the Madman](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/006099486X/102-5408454-2383309?v=glance&n=283155) comes the new bestseller about obsession, good manners and sex for profit… _The Canadian and the Porn Star_. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/35 "2006-05-04T13:14:29Z")
> [@MrJackboots](#): > > [Sayaka Kusunoki](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/spacker/Sayaka.jpg), my present nomination for Prettiest Human Being on Earth. _golf clap_ Not too shabby, there. She does porn? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/36 "2006-05-04T13:15:48Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > From the writer of [The Professor and the Madman](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/006099486X/102-5408454-2383309?v=glance&n=283155) comes the new bestseller about obsession, good manners and sex for profit… _The Canadian and the Porn Star_. Ooooh! I like it! It’s got dramt…it’s got intrigue…it’s got…porn!..it’s got…panache… …it’s even got a guest appearance by a moose that thinks it can count like a horse, but by clopping its antlers against a birch tree…I like… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/37 "2006-05-04T13:16:45Z")
> [@MrJackboots](#): > > [Sayaka Kusunoki](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v175/spacker/Sayaka.jpg), my present nomination for Prettiest Human Being on Earth. EEP! 🙂 Is she accepting marriage proposals? ---
**Author:** ![MrJackboots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MrJackboots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrJackboots)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/38 "2006-05-04T16:13:04Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > _golf clap_ Not too shabby, there. She does porn? That picture is actually cut from the cover of one of her DVDs. I understand that she is no longer an active performer, though. > [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > EEP! > 🙂 > > Is she accepting marriage proposals? Race you to find out. 😃 I suspect we will need some help from the Japanese-speakers over in the GQ kanji threads, though. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/39 "2006-05-04T16:57:13Z")
> [@MrJackboots](#): > > That picture is actually cut from the cover of one of her DVDs. I understand that she is no longer an active performer, though. > > Race you to find out. 😃 > I suspect we will need some help from the Japanese-speakers over in the GQ kanji threads, though. Hm. If she’s inactive, she might not be proper fodder for the discussion of this thread, then. She’s still rather scrumptious, though. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/40 "2006-05-04T18:19:44Z")
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