# My favourite pornstar replied to my msg on myspace!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 3, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224 "2006-05-03T13:24:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![MrJackboots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MrJackboots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrJackboots)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/41 "2006-05-04T18:37:26Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> Hm. If she’s inactive, she might not be proper fodder for the discussion of this thread, then.  
> She’s still rather scrumptious, though.

_hands understatement of the year award to **LOUNE**._  
Turns out she counts, I think. Some Google-Fu turns up something released a couple weeks ago. Maybe she went on vacation for a while.

Hmm. This may wind up resurfacing in the [thread=370072]luxuries thread.[/thread] :smack:

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/42 "2006-05-04T18:58:53Z")

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Thank you! Thank you! I’d like to thank my parents…for fucking…and her parents…for fucking…and her! …for…um…fucking…

Wow. I guess the only thing I can say is I’ll promise to keep rockin’ and rollin’ and makin’ better films. It seems we make these movies, and sometimes, you know, they’re considered filthy or something by some people but I don’t think that’s true. These movies we make, they can be better. They can help, they really can. I mean that. We can always do better. I’m going to keep trying if you guys keep trying. Let’s keep rockin’ and rollin’ man!

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**Author:** ![Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Throatwarbler_Mangrove)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/43 "2006-05-04T21:33:08Z")

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Well, it’s been a day or so and I have received no further corespondence from Ms.Sinn, so I can only assume that my second message did not elicit the same level of interest as the first.

Ah well, plenty of fish in the sea, I suppose. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/44 "2006-05-04T21:39:37Z")

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Maybe she’s waiting for the full frontal nudity shot…

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**Author:** ![Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Throatwarbler_Mangrove)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/45 "2006-05-04T21:46:49Z")

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Hah, I am definitely not falling for that one AGAIN. It took me a year to clean up the mess from the first time!

Luckily, I look pretty damn good without a shirt, so the damage wasn’t TOO serious… 😃

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/46 "2006-05-04T22:01:17Z")

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I’m surprised that it’s apparently common to have a “favorite” porn star.

I can’t name many of them.

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**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/47 "2006-05-04T23:13:47Z")

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> [@Ogre](#):
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> Except for the whole “fuckin’ on camera for money” thing, she could be any of a million college students. 😉

Wha…!? Hold on just a sec – whattaya mean “except for that” … that … that, what you said. How do you look past that!?

“Hey, Mom, howzitgoin’? Oh, nothin’ much goin’ on. I gotta’ crush on this really sweet chick, I’ve exchanged emails with her and everything. She’s just another college student, y’know. Yeah, she has a job. Huh? Oh, she lets men she’s only known for a few minutes bang her, and she gets paid for it. Is she a what? No, Mom, jeez, I’d never fall for a girl like that! She’s just a porn star! Well, OK, you’re forgiven.”

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**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/48 "2006-05-04T23:18:06Z")

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> [@Ogre](#):
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> Except for the whole “fuckin’ on camera for money” thing, she could be any of a million college students. 😉

“Hey, Mom, howzitgoin’? Oh, nothin’ much goin’ on. I gotta’ crush on this really sweet chick, I’ve exchanged emails with her and everything. She’s just another college student, y’know. Yeah, she has a job. Huh? Oh, she lets men she’s only known for a few minutes bang her, and she gets paid for it. Is she a what? No, Mom, jeez, I’d never fall for a girl like that! She’s just a porn star! Well, OK, you’re forgiven.”

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**Author:** ![fluffyemu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@fluffyemu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluffyemu)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/49 "2006-05-05T13:18:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I’m surprised that it’s apparently common to have a “favorite” porn star.
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> I can’t name many of them.

It’s not, unless you watch it quite a bit. I’m partial to Sunny Leone, Chasey Lain, Kaitlyn Ashley and Stormy Daniels myself, but I recognize that my tastes probably differ from men’s (though I did find Jenna attractive in the early 90s, pre-glamourizing). And I fully admit that I watch far too much of it!

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/50 "2006-05-05T13:41:21Z")

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> [@fluffyemu](#):
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> It’s not, unless you watch it quite a bit. I’m partial to Sunny Leone, Chasey Lain, Kaitlyn Ashley and Stormy Daniels myself, but I recognize that my tastes probably differ from men’s (though I did find Jenna attractive in the early 90s, pre-glamourizing). And I fully admit that I watch far too much of it!

So…how you doin?

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/51 "2006-05-05T18:01:10Z")

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I was really sad when Anna Malle died in a car accident a couple months ago. She was one of my favorite porn stars, going back to the late '90s when my college roommates had a descrambler and I watched way too much Playboy and Spice channels.

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/52 "2006-05-05T21:57:55Z")

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> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#):
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> I met a porn star! Aria Giovanni, in fact. She was really nice and sweet, and smelled absolutely intoxicating.
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> Photographic proof (don’t worry, it’s completely work-safe): [http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/bigbadvoodoolou/louandaria.jpg](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/bigbadvoodoolou/louandaria.jpg)

The guy to your left doesn’t look all that happy about it.

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/53 "2006-05-05T22:00:11Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> Thank you! Thank you! I’d like to thank my parents…for fucking…and her parents…for fucking…and her! …for…um…fucking…

That really should be your .sig

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**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/54 "2006-05-05T22:30:55Z")

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> [@Unintentionally Blank](#):
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> The guy to your left doesn’t look all that happy about it.

Are you saying she looks like a dude? Because I’m definitely not seeing it.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/55 "2006-05-05T22:31:35Z")

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> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#):
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> Are you saying she looks like a dude? Because I’m definitely not seeing it.

_His_ left. _Our_ right.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/56 "2006-05-05T22:54:14Z")

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> [@Unintentionally Blank](#):
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> That really should be your .sig

Heh. I’m fundamentally opposed to signatures, but this may be Very Good Policy.

I can be easily swayed on this matter.

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-favourite-pornstar-replied-to-my-msg-on-myspace/355224/57 "2006-05-06T02:13:00Z")

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> [@Revenant Threshold](#):
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> _His_ left. _Our_ right.

**Rev** ’s got it right. I figure we can suss out who **Lou** is, and he’s got his arm around someone curvy…and the only other guy in the pic looks bummed you’ve got your arm around his girl. 😉

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