# My fellow SDMB Republicans, it is time once again for the Republican Happy Dance®!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 3, 2004, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684 "2004-11-03T05:49:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/201 "2004-11-05T20:07:27Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Be strong. Our friend hasn’t coughed up the price of admission yet. Less than 30 days to go … True. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/202 "2004-11-05T20:16:40Z")
> [@Mirasawa](#): > > Ha ha ha I’ll shake my ass for the sweeping win for us Republicans. 😃 > > I also laugh at the liberals > > - who think appeasing the terroists will work. > - who hate the awful AWFUL loss of civil rights in the past four years. > - who look down on the majority of R voters and call them stupid and bigoted. > - who think socialism would work if we would just extend it to everyone. > - who think economically and militarily weak Europe is superior to America. > - who think the gay marriage amendments failure is going to lead to a gay holocaust > - who believe the lies and fear mongering of the left. > - who think “moral issues” is a CODEWORD for anti-gay bigotry. (SORE LOSERS!!!) > - who think the economy is the worst since the Great Depression. > - who think “our allies” (France) had a moral reason to support Saddam. > - who think the UN is more often decent and right than the United States. > - who don’t understand that activist judges are not in keeping with democracy. > - who think Roe vs Wade is going to be overturned. > - who think Social Security is going last forever in it’s current form. Signed, Joe Dirt Be careful not to scratch your gun rack while you’re parking your Hummer in the compact space in front of the WalMart ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/203 "2004-11-05T21:33:19Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Be strong. Our friend hasn’t coughed up the price of admission yet. Less than 30 days to go … I would say that he qualifies for the **Dearly Departed Comrade December Memorial SDMB Conservatives Fund** , but you and **elucidator** have yet to cough up your share… ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/204 "2004-11-06T04:03:57Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > I would say that he qualifies for the **Dearly Departed Comrade December Memorial SDMB Conservatives Fund** , but you and **elucidator** have yet to cough up your share… Not that I would know about such a thing _cough_, but **December** may still be around. And I am sure he is enjoying himself right now. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/205 "2004-11-06T07:36:55Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > I would say that he qualifies for the **Dearly Departed Comrade December Memorial SDMB Conservatives Fund** , but you and **elucidator** have yet to cough up your share… Well, the wording is a bit uncertain. “Departed” “memorial” “consevative”…I mean, I wouldn’t want to jump the wrong conclusion without clarity here. What, you wrap someone’s username around a couple of dead fish, and its a Cecilian message? How much would a thing like that cost? Can I get a bulk rate, and only on conservatives? Take a check? I mean, from me? ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/206 "2004-11-06T07:46:50Z")
Ummm… Brutus and Muad’Dib… I like you both… If you are seriously claiming that ElvisL1Ves is December, that’s a serious fucking allegation… I hope you are willing to risk your own posting privileges saying so. Unless I’ve whooshed. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/207 "2004-11-06T07:51:52Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > Ummm… Brutus and Muad’Dib… I like you both… > > If you are seriously claiming that ElvisL1Ves is December, that’s a serious fucking allegation… I hope you are willing to risk your own posting privileges saying so. > > Unless I’ve whooshed. Derrr… ElvisL1Ves - Mirasawa = Ooops ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/208 "2004-11-06T09:06:27Z")
Sherlock Holmes you are not. But you _are_ quite the Junior Mod. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/209 "2004-11-06T10:03:20Z")
> [@Mirasawa](#): > > Ha ha ha I’ll shake my ass for the sweeping win for us Republicans. 😃 > > I also laugh at the liberals > > - who think appeasing the terroists will work. > - who hate the awful AWFUL loss of civil rights in the past four years. > - who look down on the majority of R voters and call them stupid and bigoted. > - who think socialism would work if we would just extend it to everyone. > - who think economically and militarily weak Europe is superior to America. > - who think the gay marriage amendments failure is going to lead to a gay holocaust > - who believe the lies and fear mongering of the left. > - who think “moral issues” is a CODEWORD for anti-gay bigotry. (SORE LOSERS!!!) > - who think the economy is the worst since the Great Depression. > - who think “our allies” (France) had a moral reason to support Saddam. > - who think the UN is more often decent and right than the United States. > - who don’t understand that activist judges are not in keeping with democracy. > - who think Roe vs Wade is going to be overturned. > - who think Social Security is going last forever in it’s current form. You’re an idiot. Liberals already know the score. The joke is on you jackasses who voted for Smirk the Monkey. It’s like you’ve sucked the cock of the guy who mugged and kidnapped you. George W Fuckface is the most tyrannical president since Franklin Roosevelt. He spends money like a 14-year-old whore. Therefore, I laugh at the conservatives - who think Bush is not appeasing the terrorists. - who were hoodwinked into giving up their freedom in the past four years. - who think they have a mandate with a 1% majority. - who think fascism would work if we would just extend it to everyone. - who think the worth of men is measured by wealth and power. - who think marriage is sacred but have affairs and get divorces. - who believe the lies and fear mongering of the Simian in Chief. - who think “moral issues” is a CODEWORD for “God appointed me to be in charge”. (WHITEWASHED SEPULCHRES!!!) - who think the economy is better than under Clinton. - who forgot that “our allies” (France) won the Revolutionary War for us. - who think the US should police the whole fucking world. - who don’t understand that gang rape of libery is not in keeping with democracy. - who think The Patriot [sic] Act won’t ever harm them personally. - who badmouth entitlements but keep trying to “fix” Social Security. Fucking hypocrites. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/210 "2004-11-06T10:46:11Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > Sherlock Holmes you are not. But you _are_ quite the Junior Mod. Bite me, dickhole. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/211 "2004-11-06T11:04:22Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > Bite me, dickhole. :rolleyes: What the fuck is this, 4th grade? If you are going to try to insult me, at least get creative, Jr. Mod. **Mirisawa** is obviously not **Dearly Departed Comrade December** (though he is certainly a welcome addition to this DU-lite board). Why don’t you scamper off and police GQ for a while? ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/212 "2004-11-06T11:05:19Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > :rolleyes: > > What the fuck is this, 4th grade? If you are going to try to insult me, at least get creative, Jr. Mod. **Mirisawa** is obviously not **Dearly Departed Comrade December** (though he is certainly a welcome addition to this DU-lite board). Why don’t you scamper off and police GQ for a while? Sniff the sweaty nadsack of… aww fuck it ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/213 "2004-11-06T11:08:02Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > Sniff the sweaty nadsack of… > > aww fuck it P.S. Whether you wanna call me jr mod, or not, I WAS trying to help. You don’t have to be a prick ALL THE TIME, no matter what gobear says. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/214 "2004-11-06T11:08:13Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > Sniff the sweaty nadsack of… > > aww fuck it How wonderfully creative. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/215 "2004-11-06T11:11:45Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > You don’t have to be a prick ALL THE TIME. Ahem. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/216 "2004-11-06T11:15:32Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > P.S. Whether you wanna call me jr mod, or not, I WAS trying to help. OK, take a breather. Do you honestly think that even if **Muad’Dib** and I had some secret knowledge that **December** came back as someone (which I, and I suspect he, most certainly do not), we are just to chit-chat about that in the Pit? Dude, I had more sense when I was burning Kerry votes, why wouldn…oh, shouldna said that… > [@](#): > > You don’t have to be a prick ALL THE TIME, no matter what gobear says. No, it’s like _Videodrome_. **Gobear** said be a prick all the time, and bam! I’m a prick all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/217 "2004-11-06T11:21:31Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > OK, take a breather. Do you honestly think that even if **Muad’Dib** and I had some secret knowledge that **December** came back as someone (which I, and I suspect he, most certainly do not), we are just to chit-chat about that in the Pit? It sounded like it at the time. You can still bite me, dickhole. > [@](#): > > **Gobear** said be a prick all the time, and bam! I’m a prick all the time. You were _already_ a prick all the time. He just liked it more than the average bear, booboo. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/218 "2004-11-06T11:28:10Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > It sounded like it at the time. You can still bite me, dickhole. In situations like that, you need to apply the awe-inspiring powers of ‘common sense’. For instance, If I were to say: Hey, **Muad’Dib** , how is your human ear collection coming along? The _common sense_ reaction would be that I am indulging in some dark humor, not that we actually had a human ear collection that we openly talk about on the SDMB. The Junior-Mod reaction would be, ‘There should be no discussion of human body part collection on the SDMB. You know your posting privledges are in jeopardy, right?’ See how that works? ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/219 "2004-11-06T11:30:20Z")
Who’s the junior mod now? Asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2004, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684/220 "2004-11-06T11:32:17Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > Who’s the junior mod now? > Asshole. You. And you still need to work on those insults. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fellow-sdmb-republicans-it-is-time-once-again-for-the-republican-happy-dance/272684.md?page=12)