# My Fiancee has more……… **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 25, 2000, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fiancee-has-more/26769 "2000-07-25T13:58:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fiancee-has-more/26769/41 "2000-07-26T04:46:05Z")
Dude, the image that post just inspired is very, _very_ scary! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fiancee-has-more/26769/42 "2000-07-26T04:52:32Z")
does matt like guys or something… cause i’m not sure… I just wish people were more open on this board… sheesh. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fiancee-has-more/26769/43 "2000-07-26T05:13:45Z")
Matt, you can have my body puff. It’s purple. My shower contains: 1 bottle Publix Shampoo Plus (Pert Plus for those too cheap to actually buy Pert Plus) 1 bottle Dial Moisturizing Body Wash, Crystal Breeze (almost empty) 1 container Eau Sauvage Gel Moussant Intégral pour Corps et Cheveux - Shampoo and Body Wash - a gift from the parents I stayed with in France 1 bottle Cetaphil face wash, for teenage vanity 1 tube Colgate Total toothpaste, which goes back and forth from the sink to the shower, along with my toothbrush At the sink (not that you asked) is a small bottle of Dial liquid soap, a bottle of Cetaphil moisturizer since my face tends to peel like an onion (blech), and some Advil. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fiancee-has-more/26769/44 "2000-07-26T16:22:56Z")
Good Lord, how does my good name get dragged all over the place around here? 🙂 **matt** is a gay boy - no women-types for me! Bleh! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkySlash \* > > I can’t even try to imagine being with a guy…the very though makes me gag! I will not make the obvious joke, I will not make the obvious joke, I will not make the obvious joke… 😉 Esprix, who still thinks **Sky** is a cutie. ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fiancee-has-more/26769/45 "2000-07-26T16:46:10Z")
Ahhh…the door’s open!!! -SS 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fiancee-has-more/26769/46 "2000-07-26T16:51:40Z")
\*One gigantic almost empty bottle of Artec shampoo for volume [not actually used for volume but for oily hair] \*One bottle of Body Shop ice blue shampoo [mmmm, I love the pepperminty smell and the menthol tingle] \*One bottle of Clairol daily defense conditioner for fine hair [Also used for moderate conditioning; anything more and I’ll have oily hair for a day] \*One bottle/tube of Aussie three minute miracle deep conditioner [used about once every 1-2 weeks, or when swimming often] \*One bottle of Bath and Body Works cucumber melon body wash [I love the scent of it] \*One industrial sized bottle of Rainbath citrus scented body wash with pump [dunno how that got in there, but I use it on a regular basis when I don’t have a need to smell all pretty or I plan on using perfume afterward] \*One tube Freeman facial scrub \*One jar of Body Shop rice bran body scrub [I need it to make sure my skin is smooth before I shave] \*One bottle/tube of Skintimate exfoliating shave gel in raspberry scent Total items: 9 Oh, and the puffy thingy in my shower is peach colored. I’m thinking I need to change colors. It doesn’t match anything. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fiancee-has-more/26769/47 "2000-07-26T16:52:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkySlash \* > Ahhh…the door’s open!!! Would that be the _backdoor_? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fiancee-has-more/26769/48 "2000-07-26T16:52:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sledman \* > I was making an educated guess. > > I was only talking about the various bottles she has in the shower, implements are a whole different story. She has a body puff…poof… whatever in there that I have not tried as yet. I might… but I have always been a just bar of soap guy since I started taking showers instead of baths. > (I’ll have to lock all the doors) > > She had one of those sponge on a stick things too. > > Not too mention about 5 or 6 disposable razors and some other scrubber type thing that just appeared the other day. \*\* Try it! You’ll love it. Use the sponge on a stick for your back. Once you start using her stuff you’ll wonder how you ever lived without em. ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fiancee-has-more/26769/49 "2000-07-26T16:55:29Z")
No no no no… NO That last one was just for good measure _wink_ -SS 😉 ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fiancee-has-more/26769/50 "2000-07-26T17:35:41Z")
1 bottle of oceana from body shop 1 bottle of pantene conditioner the ingredients for soap and shampoo are nearly identical. the conditioner is where the major diffrences are. 1 sauna brush that has a stick attachment for back scrubbing. 1 itsy bitsy trial face soap many bottles and bars of stuff in storage for those gotta have a quick gift occasions. ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fiancee-has-more/26769/51 "2000-07-26T18:01:50Z")
1 purple poof 1 razor 1 tube body@best orange smoothie body wash 1 tube neutrogena face wash 1 bottle neutrogena clean hair shampoo 1 bottle neutrogena clean hair conditioner 1 random free sample neutrogena body wash 1 almost empty bottle of suave conditioner (cuz the shampoo and conditioner refuse to run out at the same time. how I ended up with left over conditioner, I’ll never know) 1 bottle baby oil (great for shaving!) so . . . seems to be 7 bottles in the shower. But lets not get started on what’s elsewhere . . . and I’ll echo my support for the variety of lotions thing. and yes, if I use the same shampoo for more than a bottle or two, it doesn’t work as well as it did when I started. so then I switch for a while, and then I can switch back. I suppose it’s due to buildup, or something along those lines. I don’t claim to understand. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-fiancee-has-more/26769.md?page=2)