# My final plea for reason to the jack booted thug who rules this forum (a parody) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013 "2002-09-11T20:24:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/21 "2002-09-11T21:15:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pbrtallboy \* > \*\*Google language tools, anyone? \*\* Google doesn’t do Latin. But it will lead you to someone who does. I’ll give it a shot… QuickLatin translates the first paragraph as: > [@](#): > > Now now the nisl, the carriages it, to the sacrificial feast/meals bravo, suitable and, the fear. But but how nor he/she/it was to the mat of rushes the fringilla. For that the elit. Into of the crime he/she/it is but 1001. The filled kidney-bean of the ugly laoreetus. No requiring to be drank. Aenean bravo by the bow. While nor by the bow it he/she/it undertakes no you soften. But of the maur. No beating, the fear and the tincidunt will bestow, the daylit pure basin/tank/tub the accumsan, but of the consectetuerus the maur the wisus and is. Mauris some no but the shepherd’s crooks. The no earth the torturer, the eleifend bravo, the placerat even, sometimes but, I free. The sicknesses the cats. Lorem itself I am hew/chop into shaped may be he/she/it may love, the consectetuer the adipiscing the elit. Some suitable the filled masters. All clear now? ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/22 "2002-09-11T21:22:44Z")
Well, I know what I’m using for the greek text for my next design project now! ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/23 "2002-09-11T21:25:25Z")
LOL!!! That was classic. Reading it aloud, I started having **Dragonslayer** flashbacks. [sub]“Lorem Ipsum” was almost my user name here. I am the reason you can still see this text when you Preview a Template in PowerPoint. Everybody hates it…except me. :)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/24 "2002-09-11T21:25:31Z")
You mispelled “Quisqae”, you ignorant fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/25 "2002-09-11T21:26:31Z")
I know of one _lorem ipsum_ generator in the Internet; I’m sure there are others. Regarding the OP: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RedDevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ec8ea/32.png) [@RedDevil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedDevil)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/26 "2002-09-11T21:27:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elucidator \* > \*\*I believe there is a minor error in declension in paragraph 3. > > Or, as Cato the Elder said, upon entering a Japanese restaraunt that specialized in dangerous, carnivorous eels: > > _Oh, tempura!. Oh, morays!_ \*\* Heh! I liked that. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/27 "2002-09-11T21:28:59Z")
In tres partes, omnia Gallia divisa jo momma. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/28 "2002-09-11T21:36:47Z")
Due to a hamster induced error, my last post would seem to be a surly reply to a complimentary, and rather perceptive, post by some silly ass limey, er, that is, the esteemed and notable **RedDevil.** As it is the mark of a gentleman never to be unintentionally rude, I regret the misplacement. _Post fucked, ergo impropter hoc._ ---
**Author:** ![RedDevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ec8ea/32.png) [@RedDevil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedDevil)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/29 "2002-09-11T22:01:09Z")
Oh, I don’t know, **elucidator** ; I almost wouldn’t mind that insult. It’s ridiculously funny! More, please! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/30 "2002-09-11T22:17:14Z")
Lib, I hate to say it, but a parody ceases to be funny when you alienate your entire audience. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/31 "2002-09-11T22:18:26Z")
BTW, I know it is corrupt latin, but only after asking someone who knows latin. It wasn’t that funny. ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/32 "2002-09-11T22:18:48Z")
[http://www.lipsum.com/](http://www.lipsum.com/) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/33 "2002-09-11T22:28:52Z")
My God, it’s full of stars… Esprix ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/34 "2002-09-11T22:35:17Z")
V3n1, v1d1, v1c1? I came, I saw, I 0wned j00? ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/35 "2002-09-11T22:51:34Z")
Quantum ill canis in fenestra est? Very very funny! Thanks. 🙂 btw folks, Do you also see this often in opticians’ shops in your various countries? Although it was written/desinged as nonsense Latin for some kind of printing test. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/36 "2002-09-11T22:59:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > **"Lorem Ipsum" was almost my user name here. I am the reason you can still see this text when you Preview a Template in PowerPoint. Everybody hates it…except me. 🙂** I always thought it was kinda cute. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/37 "2002-09-11T23:03:02Z")
**Libertarian** - Oo-yay ack-cray ee-may up-hay. Ee-ray ards-gay, O-shay on-day ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/38 "2002-09-11T23:23:56Z")
Since no one else seems to have noticed this, I want to thank **Lib** for _finally_ including a link to the subject of one of his parodies. Thanks, **Lib** , it’s quite a help. Also, (once someone had explained it to me) I thought this thread was quite funny. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/39 "2002-09-12T00:32:10Z")
Et tu, Brutus. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/40 "2002-09-12T00:35:51Z")
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