# My final plea for reason to the jack booted thug who rules this forum (a parody) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2002, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013 "2002-09-11T20:24:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/41 "2002-09-12T01:06:09Z")
[This page](http://www.talljames.clara.net/res/lorem.html) has some interesting variations on the standard text in the last several paragraphs. Is anyone else thinking of Winona Ryder in _Mermaids_? "Dominoes and biscuits . . . uranium . . . potassium . . . " ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/42 "2002-09-12T02:18:40Z")
Dammit, there is **NO** place for Latin on these boards! …Latin users are just way too pretentious. ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/43 "2002-09-12T02:50:56Z")
Speaking of Latin… I’m reminded of what Julius Caesar said to Cleopatra. _Veni, veni, veni._ ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/44 "2002-09-12T03:42:24Z")
Sic semper tyrannis!! E pluribus Unum!! Solamente uno, por favor!! Je m’apelle Oswald!! So THERE! Tripler Damn. Where the fuck is my Klingon Dictionary? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/45 "2002-09-12T04:16:09Z")
**Tripler,** tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh ‘a’? Do’Ha’. Great OP, **Libertarian.** ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/46 "2002-09-12T04:26:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > \*\*V3n1, v1d1, v1c1? > > I came, I saw, I 0wned j00? \*\* Bwah-_Haahahahahaha…!_ ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/47 "2002-09-12T04:34:12Z")
I need a pair of jackboots. Res ipsa non sequitur. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/48 "2002-09-12T05:25:20Z")
I even went to the trouble of emailing this to myself for my Latin class tomorrow so my prof could get a good laugh, and then I realized something: There is no word (that I can recall, anyway) that EVER ends in G in latin in the context above. There’s also no word “nisl” (again, that I can recall) and the list doesn’t end there. There are some latin words (at, ad, nunc, erit, and others), and there are probably a few genuine latin phrases in there. But if you were to translate the valid latin out of that, my guess is that it would be a whole bucketful of prepositional phrases and verb clauses and meaningless crap. But then this is the first latin I’ve seen that isn’t “Ecce! In pictura est puella, nomine Claudia.” since 1998, so maybe I’m a bit off. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/49 "2002-09-12T05:40:52Z")
So that would be “Ick! This is a picture of that hairy Claudia!” ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/50 "2002-09-12T05:55:10Z")
nomine=nominal. fauline=hairy. Slight difference;) [sub]JOKE! KIDDING! GAH! You people need to lighten up![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/51 "2002-09-12T10:19:12Z")
This may sounds stupid, but now I’m really really curious as to what this says, if it actually says anything. I don’t think it says anything. But I don’t know enough latin. Grrrrr… ---
**Author:** ![Go\_alien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Go\_alien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_alien)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/52 "2002-09-12T10:37:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ferrous \* > \*\* > Now now the nisl, the carriages it, to the sacrificial feast/meals bravo, suitable and, the fear. But but how nor he/she/it was to the mat of rushes the fringilla. For that the elit. Into of the crime he/she/it is but 1001. The filled kidney-bean of the ugly laoreetus. No requiring to be drank. Aenean bravo by the bow. While nor by the bow it he/she/it undertakes no you soften. But of the maur. No beating, the fear and the tincidunt will bestow, the daylit pure basin/tank/tub the accumsan, but of the consectetuerus the maur the wisus and is. Mauris some no but the shepherd’s crooks. The no earth the torturer, the eleifend bravo, the placerat even, sometimes but, I free. The sicknesses the cats. Lorem itself I am hew/chop into shaped may be he/she/it may love, the consectetuer the adipiscing the elit. Some suitable the filled masters. \*\* Isn’t this a post from **Justhink**?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mort\_Furd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Mort\_Furd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mort_Furd)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/53 "2002-09-12T11:43:57Z")
Nope. The obligatory misspellings and reference to suicide are missing. ---
**Author:** ![Mort\_Furd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Mort\_Furd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mort_Furd)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013/54 "2002-09-12T11:45:20Z")
And it is too short - and much more readily comprehensible. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-final-plea-for-reason-to-the-jack-booted-thug-who-rules-this-forum-a-parody/128013.md?page=2)