# My first drunk thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 9, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473 "2004-06-09T16:30:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/1 "2004-06-09T16:30:55Z")
I can’t believe how many times it took for me to spell “thread” right. But I am not drunk. I feel like starting a cool thread about coolness and I am not drunk. I am currently listeninig to “for those of y’all who wear fanny packs” by ben folds five. it’s is pure genius, because i am not the least bit drunk. hopefilly i posted this aweseome post in MPSIMS becuase that’s really where it belongs. it is the most pointless post i have ever made. and i’m sure you’;; all agree that it’s pretty pointless. w00t i think ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/2 "2004-06-09T16:35:54Z")
oh buggeri acutallt posteed this. oh well, if i read correctlty, it’s in MPSIMS, so i hopefully shouldn’t be flamed too badly. the next time i se e this thread i will be sob ar and hungover nad i will regret thiss most of the tgypos i just made are intentional…i made some pretty bad typos that i recognise, but i left thme as tghey are because that makes me look as drunk as i deserve to be recognised ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/3 "2004-06-09T16:43:20Z")
> [@Mbossa](#): > > I feel like starting a cool thread about coolness … cOOL THREADS ABOUT COOLNESS ARE _COOL_. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/4 "2004-06-09T16:46:05Z")
I’m glad we have the location field back. My first thought was “he’s _this_ loaded at 12:30 in the afternoon? Sheesh!” :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/5 "2004-06-09T16:47:25Z")
Accidentally typing with CAPS LOCK on, however, is not cool. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/6 "2004-06-09T17:11:26Z")
Anyone else remember April Fools 1994 with the stories about drunk driving on the information superhighway? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/7 "2004-06-09T20:49:40Z")
> [@](#): > > My first thought was “he’s this loaded at 12:30 in the afternoon? Sheesh!” Hey! There’s nothing wrong with getting plastered at lunch! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/8 "2004-06-09T21:17:35Z")
When I’m not getting plastered with you there is! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/9 "2004-06-09T21:19:37Z")
Or having lunch while you plaster. Jus’ don’t get any of that shit in your baloney sammich; it’s a lousy substitute for ketchup. ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/10 "2004-06-09T21:20:21Z")
> [@SPOOFE](#): > > Hey! There’s nothing wrong with getting plastered at lunch! I’ll second that! Actually when I worked in the securities industry, I worked on east coast time even though our firm was here in CA. We’d get off work from a particularly hard day and go have a few beers. The market closes at 1pm PST and we’d be quite scriffy by 2. I’m sure more than a few people thought we were out drinking on our lunch hour. We didn’t really care. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/11 "2004-06-09T21:33:37Z")
What’s really sad is that **Mbossa** did the OP using [Dragon](http://www.reviewcentre.com/reviews53791.html). 😛 Well, I hope you brought enough for the entire class, **Mbossa**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/12 "2004-06-10T02:16:12Z")
I’m sorry, everybody… :o > [@](#): > > the next time i se e this thread i will be sob ar and hungover nad i will regret thiss Yeah, sounds about right. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/13 "2004-06-10T15:16:00Z")
> [@](#): > > the next time i se e this thread i will be sob ar and **hungover nad** i will regret thiss So how _is_ the hungover nad? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Notorious\_Nik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/858c86/32.png) [@Notorious\_Nik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Notorious_Nik)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/14 "2004-06-10T18:26:09Z")
Oh, no need to apologize. Drunk threads are fun. I only wish I was drunk when I read it, then it would really have been cool. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-drunk-thread/249473/15 "2004-06-10T19:20:50Z")
If not for drunk threads we wouldn’t have monkey butlers.