# My first Facebook surprise

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 25, 2010, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-facebook-surprise/561851 "2010-11-25T04:49:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-facebook-surprise/561851/13 "2010-11-26T05:33:50Z")

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> [@Girl\_From\_Mars](#):
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> My first boyfriend is now a lady called Lauren.

**Three** women I had youthful same-sex relationships\* with are now all men.

Patricia is now Paul, Sheila is now Steve, and Anne is now Andrew.

\*At the time, these “womyn” were died-in-the-wool lesbians while I was just experimenting. I have no idea how to define what this makes me…

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