# My First Piting **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 21, 2020, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892 "2020-07-21T02:46:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/1 "2020-07-21T02:46:46Z")
This probably won’t be very good, because the worse word I know is shmok. However, I would like to mention all the people who work fast food, and were their masks under their noses. IT DOESN’T DO ANY BLOOY GOOD THERE! Where thw danm thing ob me chin the who timer. I picked it up left with my some Nor totallt chis, but food. Wow do i weei dneed to accept that what we wear now is what we will os why eve eiii wear whn we we are 2013. Riche. I likw. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/2 "2020-07-21T02:50:47Z")
You o.k? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/3 "2020-07-21T02:53:45Z")
Voice transcription through a mask? ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/4 "2020-07-21T02:58:01Z")
“Shmok” is really the worse word she knows? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/5 "2020-07-21T03:01:44Z")
It’s probably “shmuck”. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/6 "2020-07-21T03:01:46Z")
This would be awesome live if only we could bring back Jim Morrison and Ray Manzeric. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/7 "2020-07-21T03:06:58Z")
Wow. Drinking maybe? Or shmoking? ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/8 "2020-07-21T03:15:55Z")
No. I suspect cat on the keyboard. I left that post half done to take the dog out, and when I came back, it was up, and looked like that. I think something from an earlier C&P I was typing in WORD got pasted, then “edited” by catdance. Basically, my son like fast food French fries, and virtually every time we get them, the drive through people are wearing their masks under their noses. I pit them. Maybe a mod can fix it? of if the edit is still open, I can, but then the subsequent posts won’t make sense. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/9 "2020-07-21T03:17:12Z")
I think your cat has been drinking. 😄 ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/10 "2020-07-21T03:19:42Z")
My cat would like you to know she does not drink. She is perfectly capable of going whacko without chemical assistance, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/11 "2020-07-21T03:20:39Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > No. I suspect cat on the keyboard. I left that post half don’t to take the dog out, and when I came back, it was up, and looked like that. That’s actually pretty impressive for a cat. I could still make out what you were ranting about. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/12 "2020-07-21T03:20:56Z")
Translation: Your cat knows where you hide the catnip. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/13 "2020-07-21T03:22:22Z")
I have given up hiding it. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/14 "2020-07-21T03:40:53Z")
Any self-respecting cat can engage whacko mode at will, even catnip is not necessary. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/15 "2020-07-21T04:32:21Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > This probably won’t be very good Well, you were wrong there. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/16 "2020-07-21T04:37:51Z")
You need to learn some more bad words. ---
**Author:** ![Kyrie\_Eleison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kyrie_eleison/32/7682_2.png) [@Kyrie\_Eleison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyrie_Eleison)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/17 "2020-07-21T04:56:29Z")
And direct them at the cat. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/18 "2020-07-21T05:42:52Z")
That cat has issues. Are you sure you’re safe living with him? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/19 "2020-07-21T05:53:16Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > I suspect cat on the keyboard. I left that post half done to take the dog out, and when I came back, it was up, and looked like that. [Never leave your keyboard unattended when you’re logged into the SDMB.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355) ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/20 "2020-07-21T09:54:39Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > IT DOESN’T DO ANY BLOOY GOOD THERE! Where thw danm thing ob me chin the who timer. I picked it up left with my some Nor totallt chis, but food. > > Wow do i weei dneed to accept that what we wear now is what we will os why eve eiii wear whn we we are 2013. Riche. I likw. Holy fuck, now _that’s_ what I call rappelling slum bum AHCOO ax soul. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892.md?page=2)