# My First Piting **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 21, 2020, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892 "2020-07-21T02:46:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/41 "2020-07-25T21:27:39Z")
How does one “pite”? ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/42 "2020-07-25T22:26:45Z")
One lets one’s cat hit “Reply” before proofing. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/43 "2020-07-25T22:40:26Z")
My genius boy Siamese Cat curses. Alot. I hope he never posts. He’ll probably pile on because I over post and get myself into predicaments so easily. He also agrees I think every thing is about me. (Really, it kinda is 😉) But, by god he can spell and use good grammar. He’s a good, good, good cat. I had to say that, he’s watching me ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/44 "2020-07-25T23:31:24Z")
I think this is the best piting we’ve had so far. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/45 "2020-07-25T23:48:43Z")
If this had been done by a pite bull, would that be a piting squared? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/46 "2020-07-26T02:43:36Z")
Haha cool have David shelf knights. Nathan Xbox in Liverpool. Chinese zodiac. (Piting composed by pressing a single letter on my phone and choosing one of the three autofill suggestions to create each word.) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/47 "2020-07-26T04:00:17Z")
You aced it! It was beautiful. People have said to me, “Sir, that is the most beautiful Pit acing ever”. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/48 "2020-07-26T04:12:35Z")
What? No tears in their eyes? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/49 "2020-07-26T04:21:38Z")
:sniff: OP you could sell your Cats poetry. It’ll make millions. Built in gimmick. I’ll expect my cut for the brilliant idea ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/50 "2020-07-26T04:47:49Z")
> [@RivkahChaya](#): > > I suspect cat on the keyboard. I left that post half done **to take the dog out** How am I the first to identify the co-conspirator in this plot? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/51 "2020-07-26T04:48:27Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > :sniff: > > OP you could sell your Cats poetry. Why would her cats buy poetry? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/52 "2020-07-26T14:00:16Z")
Because they suck at writing their own and desperately feel the lack of kitty-centric poetry in their complicated kitty lives? ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/53 "2020-07-26T17:21:20Z")
Hmmmmm. Maybe she’s brighter than I realized. Or the cat is even _more_ manipulative than I realized. I love this dog to the moon and back, but she is not the jewel in the crown of Dog Mensa. ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/54 "2020-07-26T20:40:42Z")
Smart money always bets on cats being more manipulative than we think. The dog being relatively simple just helps. I was not imagining a partnership, anyway. I had a supervillain - nameless henchman relationship in mind. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892/55 "2020-07-27T00:42:53Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > Because they suck at writing their own and desperately feel the lack of kitty-centric poetry in their complicated kitty lives? Here is [my favorite cat poet.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cTe64FiiC0) He has a heavy accent so subtitles are necessary. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-piting/915892.md?page=2)